Hatsune Mike

Are you spilling the tea? I don’t see anyone else around here, so you must be spilling the tea?

You know what. I see it

Hey diva, they’re not dilfs, they’re just men your age by now

survived another Pride

god damn he's cooking

The only thing worse than an unsteamed Pride flag is an unsteamed Bear Pride flag

Me in New Zealand in 2006: “that kid walks like a bitch”

Causing gay panic by texting all my friends “omg did you mean to post that on stories???”

Imagine being in supposedly the best decade of your life (20’s) and the pants de jour were skinny jeans. That shit really fucked me up for a whole decade

How I’m tryna look all summer

SAW YOUR FACE AND MIIIIIINE

cuntisimo

There could be 100 people in the room, and all you need is 1 person to throw a brick

I’m here, I’m queer, my plaque psoriasis is moderate to severe

happy pride f words

Where’s the conflict??

My Roman Empire

the male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in your day

Wirecutter SSRI review when?

To infinity and Bayonne NJ

I’m starting to suspect they purposefully dirty those carpets before cleaning them

fitness™️ is my passion

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For once, I’d like to be held 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 by the train’s dispatcher

hahah no, hot OF gay I follow don’t create an AI version of yourself. Stop. Hahah no. Stop it. You’re too hot.

Far too early for the office to be playing Crazy Train at full volume