Puck Mischief & The Lost Bois

I dreamed about entertaining random people by being an unapologetic dumbass for good.

10/10 dream. Would dream again. This should also happen more in real life. I need more outlets for this.

... also in my dream I bought a plushy from a thrift store that was a mix between a furby and a horse. (✨️)

Fratty Fazbear. uwu ✨️

He's here for the frat party. Whoooooooo's the Birthday Bro???

Pretty much EVERYBODY with unresolved trauma'll be like, "we don't talk about Fight or Flight Club." Jdjsjs (🤙)

A ChatGPT conversation snippet where the user asks, "can you air fry this bitch" and adds a text emoji conveying a sense of being unsure. Under that, ChatGPT responds with "you absolutely can air fry that bitch" with a mischievous little smiling text emoji.

(✨️) I'm here in the kitchen going through stuff that MIGHT be dinnerable in the freezer (my autistic partner with a cooking special interest's out of town right now - usually he knows all the things). I have just about ZERO culinary knowledge whatsoever... sooooo...

(✨️) Seeing my older TikToks and how my face was thinner makes me both sad AND determined to have that again. >.>

Bitch, I'm coming for you.

(💀) It's EXCESSIVELY adult brained to be asleep and have your dream remind you that you it's probably time to replace your fucking toothbrush in waking life.

Yayyy, at least my subconscious is a responsible bitch.

Sir, I am REALLY going to need you to stop looking at me like that. All the time. 📖

(📖) Puck's pencil bag is next to me, and I keep forgetting about it, glancing over, and...

If you add powdered peanut butter to your berry yogurt, you get PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY FLAVORED YOGURT, and this is the BEST discovery I have made this week. 📖

A list of the Lost Bois top music artists on YouTube. At the top is VoicePlay, followed by Tom Cardy, Pentatonix, The Real Group, and Jonathan Young.

As per usual, VoicePlay tops the charts on our "who we listen to most." XP

Tom Cardy DO be rising up in the ranks though. uwu ✨️

You know... in case anyone was wondering. uwu

Original idea referenced Remus going, "oh you know he f$&@ed that reindeer" while watching Frozen.

"Hope he fucked IT and not the other way around - people have died that way, you know! Not sure if anyone's died being f$&@ed by a reindeer though. I have yet to ask around at the North Pole!"

(✨️) Rare #SandersSides Incorrect Quotes from me... because:

Remus: *literally is just himself in any way during the holiday season*

Patton: *gasp!* You can't say/do that, you'll end up on the naughty list!

Remus: Oh, I was BORN on the naughty list - it's basically my birth certificate. >:3

I'd say "how the tables turn," but I know Trump would try to flip said table while throwing an old, bathroom-mildew-faced tantrum. >.> 📖

I'll bet Trump hates being reminded that, as president, he's a servant of the people.

Naturally, he tries to pretend that ISN'T the case as often as possible. But... well. Congratulations on becoming a servant! That thing you expect EVERYONE else to automatically be for you! 📖

The DuoLingo Bird (Duo) celebrating and jumping, wings up and out. Flames are underneath him. He's celebrating a high lesson streak score.

Like a phoenix, he has RISEN FROM THE ASHES!!! (And his death had NOTHING to do with ME, fjdjds XD) 🤙 #duolingo @duolingoverde.bsky.social

The Sky: ... fuck them worms.

Kevin (probably): *pops into existence in our universe JUST to try and fight the sky* 🤙

Me: *starts to draw Doughy on the sidewalk with the chalk I keep forgetting I have*

The Sky: >:c Fuck you, and FUCK them kids - you know what? I'm gonna make it rain THREE days ahead of schedule! Because I wanna see you SUFFER. >:)

Me: Q-Q I didn't even give him a body, he looks like a worm... 🤙

Source - I just did that thing. 📖

People often laugh about how cats can seem SO simple.

"Open a package, and the FIRST thing they'll want to do is jump into the box! So easily entertained by something so pointless!"

And then that same human will stop everything and go to town on the bubble wrap that ALSO came with said package.

In COMPLETELY, most DEFINITELY unrelated news, I have magically transformed into a plant today, it seems. 📖

Me: Ugh, good LORD, I am so unintentionally... what's the word...?

Brain: Hydrate-

Also My Brain: UNDERWATERED! VERY unintentionally underwatered!

📖

*Inopportune times, to be clear.
-(📖)

... TO be fair (and balanced), we DO also call it "Classic Sickly Victorian Child in a Book Syndrome" as well. But... that's ALSO long. And a bit niche. >.>' (📖)

"Chronic fatigue x50 due to long covid" is... STILL a mouthful, to say the least.

YES, "long covid" itself is only three syllables, but it's not... interesting or fun, even. At the very least, can we change THAT?

Call it... god, I don't actually know. SOMETHING else. (📖)

Maybe it's the ADHD, but I AM getting tired of having to explain "long covid" in its entirety when we talk about our struggle to function.

Specifically, "the chronic fatigue we had before that's about 50x worse due to long covid and is basically an enhanced disability" is the full explanation. (📖)

I LOVE doing traditional art, but digital makes it easier to fix my MANY traditional mistakes. WITHOUT leftover pencil marks I can't fully erase. Like ever. Because I PRESS TOO HARD AT I OPPORTUNE TIMES. (✨️)

a close up of an opossum with its mouth open in front of a red sign that says aaa ALT: a close up of an opossum with its mouth open in front of a red sign that says aaa

HALP, my partner left half an ONION on the kitchen counter, and it is EVIL, an this is HOW I DIE.

It's also CUT UP SOME AND PIECES ARE ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. (✨️)

An iCarly webshow segment where the entire point is to figure out if you feel awful because you're getting sick or if it's just your chronic mental health issues deciding to try on some physical symptoms for fun.

Complete with music, lights, and overenthusiasm. (📖)

(✨️) *Billie Eilish voice*

🎶 You should see me as a prown ~ 🎶