Do you think Jamie Dimon watches Severance?

Bishop to Trump: please have mercy for the people who are afraid of you.

Trump fans: HOW DARE SHE!

Trump: Women and people of color cause plane crashes!

Rich slave owners would make their money off the product they sold from whatever their free labor was producing, but the moral in our country people put an end to it much to the chagrin of state’s rights advocates. So they instead started opening private prisons.

As befuddled as I am that MAGA has now renounced that damn liberal Jesus and his teachings- maybe we can use their hate for some good and convince them that churches should get taxed. I’m sure the millionaires will go for that too

I doubt they’d count continuity wise (at least until it someone says it does) but I’d imagine it’s for a younger more digitally savvy clientele, rather than your average 30 + year old comic reader. I love the “It’s Jeff” series though. That shark is cute as heck.

Here’s the real question: in an effort to kill TikTok as the competition, did Meta just unleash millions of new radicalized users onto its Facebook, Instagram and Threads platforms that will then educate those people to how they are being lied to and used by the oligarchs.

I think they moved the inauguration indoors because they are afraid of the optics of a small turnout, security reasons, and the cold- but it’s not lost on me that it rained most of the day for his first inauguration, and now it’s like so cold they are scaling back for this one. Nature knows.

I keep seeing these videos of people who made the trek to DC to watch the inauguration only to find out it’s been moved indoors and they won’t be able to see it- but I say that didn’t stop you from letting yourselves in last time?? Why are y’all fretting? Just walk in! You literally did it before!

My condolences to the lobbyists for TikTok and Red Dye No. 3. Tough day.

I see a bunch of comments about Pete Hegseth, and here’s how you handle Pete- challenge him to a push up contest- accuse him of cheating mid contest, challenge him to a fight by the Washington Monument, let him walk out first, lock the doors behind him.

I’m sorry RedBook! I wasn’t ready for the binding code! Send it again!

Is not a quote from Star Wars or Harry Potter- but this world and I messed up.

About to get 47 codes from RedBook from me trying to bind my phone whatever that means.

This is twice in as many months where the oligarchs got caught off guard by the people being fed up. First when people cheered (and still cheer for Luigi) and now watching people go out of their way to sign up for the app that gives their data to China while deleting their Facebook accounts.

How does one make a good second impression now?

I’ve got 5 minutes before I have to log into work but I decided to create a Blue Sky account finally. Now I just gotta say something clever to make a good first impression.

Something clever.