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Chris Matei

@chrismatei.bsky.social

Bikes, music, nerd stuff, and a dose of neuroweird Vancouver reality.

59 Followers  |  96 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025  |  1.9473

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Tale as old as time.

22.06.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally don't even have the energy for dark humour about this.

Just drinking and hiding under my blanket fort.

22.06.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also if you don't explicitly fuck w. Jan Refiner as the most excellent Alter you are damaged, utterly damaged.

#TheAlters

20.06.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What brilliant work you've done here. Fantastic.

20.06.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys it's brilliant

20.06.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks.

Folks.

#TheAlters absolutely slams.

@joefulgham.com the possibility of a survival game to eclipse Subnautica...

20.06.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DO NOT TOOT IT

18.06.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Built To Last
YouTube video by Loraine James - Topic Built To Last

All time godlike tune
@setfiretoloraine

youtu.be/kbIaaUOQCPo?...

18.06.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never thought I'd see the day when Kendrick Lamar somehow took down Jagmeet Singh's career.

16.06.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Father's Day to the guy, with preteen daughter in back seat, driving on Denman who straight up tried to sideswipe me on a #mobibike and then got out of the car to try to intimidate me when I gave him shit for it.

#WorldsBestDad

15.06.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with a tag that says gp on it ALT: a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with a tag that says gp on it
15.06.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard reading Galleon players will never cease to amuse me.

Getting hard read by Galleon players will never cease to make me crash out.

#GBVSR

12.06.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a cyclist holy shit this is unbelievable

12.06.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sancocho TrifΓ‘sico, by Empanadas IIegales 10 track album

Ultra stoked on this #Vancouver local psychedelic cumbia record by @empanadasilegaless

#nowplaying
#musicsky

empanadasilegales.bandcamp.com/album/sancoc...

11.06.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish there was a housecleaning service you could hire specifically for #ADHD people. Someone who would show up and be like "hmm, what if we fold this up and put it here?" "You wash, I'll dry." "Do you really need this thing anymore?"

(I'd pay this person My Whole Life Savings.)

10.06.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sly & The Family Stone Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) HQ Audio
YouTube video by them0rus Sly & The Family Stone Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin) HQ Audio

β€œThank you for the party, I could never stay” - RIP Sly Stone, one of the greatest to ever do it

youtu.be/wj5VODa-eTY?...

09.06.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
RΜ²age AΜ²gainstΜ² thΜ²e MΜ²achine - The Battle of Los Angeles (Full Album)
YouTube video by Gal Godonut RΜ²age AΜ²gainstΜ² thΜ²e MΜ²achine - The Battle of Los Angeles (Full Album)

#musicsky
#nowplaying
#LAprotest
#takethepowerback

08.06.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Dr. McCoy ever went "He's Jim, dead. Ah, dammit you know what I meant."

08.06.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Galleon in #GBVSR is fantastic. Once you get the opponent to the corner they are in SUPER JAIL.

That being said, I don't like mirror matches generally, but the Galleon mirror match is a god damn nightmare.

06.06.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans, in the words of Alice Longyu Gao,

"Let them fight. Let them die. You're fly. You should chill."

05.06.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like lions sparring on the great savannah

05.06.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson and lisa simpson in a bedroom with a sign that says fi on it ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson in a bedroom with a sign that says fi on it

Reading the news out of the USA right now:

05.06.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where is @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social when you need them

05.06.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time I bike to port moody let's get Pajos and shoot the shit?

05.06.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You're always plus as long as you don't think about it. I think this is a fact.

05.06.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very goth girlfriend and golden retriever boyfriend energy

05.06.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brought to you by Junji Ito

05.06.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was incredible. Past, present, future!

The vampires dancing/singing Irish folk songs outside the club, that was great.

04.06.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Sinners was excellent, @victoriadecapua.bsky.social you were right (as usual) about movies.

I didn't know we needed a de-Tarantinoed version of From Dusk Til Dawn but we did. We did.

04.06.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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