Patrick "sexy on the inside" Denny

No Kings includes Draft Kings

A cropped Facebook ad for two bright blue hinged freezer packs that look like a briefcase with black handle and locking clips. The inside of the briefcase is formed to hold 6 beverage cans (presumably beer). It is labeled "Blue 6 can cooler"

"Business Lunch"

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YouTube video by El Jefe’ Johnny Dangerously your testicles and you

We were warned about this
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*fetal positions harder*

As a person with no sense of direction, I find HokeyPokeyVille very confusing; with all the twisty roads and traffic circles. Left, right, left, right. I get so turned around.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

And/or Atari cartridge extension.

I'm like an animorph!

Except I just turn into an older, more pathetic, version of my 25 year old self.

And there's no going back.

Turns out both Prince and Paul were 5'2" but I still feel Paul was more muppety.

Ottawa town hall on human rights ** Assemblée publique sur les droits humains à Ottawa

Hey Ottawa pals, I’m going to be on a kickass panel talking about international human rights tomorrow and you should come

www.heathermcpherson.ca/ottawa_town_...

Paul Williams Paul Williams (b. 1940) is a prolific composer, lyricist, singer and actor. Some of his most famous compositions include "We've Only Just Begun," "An Old Fashioned Love Song," "I Won't Last a Day With...

I think you mean Paul Williams
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And it's somewhere in the middle. After the decimal place.

Till it disintegrates due to sun damage

Sure it's only 28 days long, but with wind chill, it feels like 36

@arieltroster.com your snow depth measurement system is catching on

❤️

"Some people watch soapy stair climbing for the strategy. I just watch for the wipe outs."

Is that on before or after super modified shovel racing?

An ad for McDonald's "Sportsball" Happy Meal, with a picture of 3 little kids joyously playing with colorful soccer balls, basketballs, and baseballs in a white room

In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!

White bespectacled smiling couple at a hockey game. She’s wearing yellow lightning bolt earrings. He’s wearing a red Ottawa Charge tuque. A box containing a bobblehead version of Charge captain Brianne Jenner peeks in from the side

Obligatory Charge game selfie featuring my new Charge earrings and the Brianne Jenner bobblehead they were giving away tonight. Let’s go!

Outside in. Only the first border should be affected by border-collapse. That's my 2 cents, FWIW

Yep. I'm hoping to hear the words "…before turning the gun on himself" quite a bit over the next few years.

Have the same shirt. It's on semi-regular rotation

They can. My city does. Ottawa Canada.

I will say, with the frigid temps in Ottawa today, the borbs are extra borby. Not only that, many birbs have fluffed right up to full on borb-mode. Cardinals included.

That's almost as bad as being Fillet-O-Fish drunk

Operation, Care or Control of a Vehicle (Until December 13, 2018) - Criminal Law Notebook share.google/olsXTEI9aw4n...

He doesn't have to be driving, he just has to be in "care and control" of the vehicle (essentially needs the keys on him) People have been charged for being in care and control while asleep in the back seat.