Kevin Klein

whether by the metric of "in the strike zone" or "in the box" i agree it meets the criteria of a strike

apparently there’s a new furniture brand called “Lovesac” which sounds like a lesser Ron Jeremy nickname

i’m not sure how, but the fact that Venmo has a stealth feed/coexists as a social media app and that Trump was elected for a 2nd time are both somehow related

like what if they combined the movies Titanic with Lord of the Rings

“killed” = “murdered in cold blood”

murder

i commonly eat multiple servings of salad in an average summer day as i ruminate on the affordability of Oregon cannabis relative to basically everything, and of itself just 10 years ago

can i bet on this real quick

Justin Rose is going to fall into the pond

looked like it was just inside the strike zone to me

YouTube video by Ween Ween - I Can't Put My Finger On It (Official Music Video)

it's been 30 years and there still has never been a better music video than this www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG83...

Lydia, I typed my phone number wrong and my service was shit inside so I didn’t realize. We met in Powell’s in the Psychology aisle and had a great time going down rabbit holes on polyvagal theory, epigenetics, and fascia. I’m so sorry and I hope you see this, I want to send you articles and silly things! <3 Crossed posted from r/PDX Edit: Physical description of Lydia: 20s, blond, nose piercings, and under 5’6” :)

Missed connections, other cities: "Met you at Starbucks and you said you liked my phone case and we talked about the best places around town to get brunch"

Missed connections, Portland:

i want to join this guy’s new religion

Mayor Pete grew a Podcast Beard

Boston terrier

Boston terrier

we got suspenders and a diaper for Fergus and he looks like he’s in a 2nd wave English Ska band

add on VRBO/Airbnb fees and what seems initially somewhat ok “$225/night!” is actually a $1100 3 day stay where your check in is 4pm the day you arrive and check out is 9am the morning you leave

i'd like to go to a restaurant that served competent salisbury steak

i read your comment 3 times and still don’t understand the words

"Las Vegas experienced a decline in the number of visitors year-over-year — with June seeing nearly 400,000 fewer visitors, or an 11.3% drop".

For sake of argument, let's just say each person averages $1k spending per trip. seems conservative? i dunno. but that's close close to half a $billion.

we endure a terrible existence and our only respite remains the Dershowitz Pierogi Cockblock

Perrona chiltelpin hot sauce

fish taco

This hot sauce rules (Perrona Chiltepin) and goes well with fish tacos. It is like $1.50 at Winco.

heavy Verhoeven/Robocop energy

30 years ago, drunk and heading home at 2am: sure, i will bomb the steep hill through the neighborhood on my skateboard

now, at grocery store at 2pm: that jar of pickles looks difficult to open, i will go with a different brand

you couldn't even write the OpenAI GPT-5 into an episode of Silicon Valley. it makes Not Hotdog seem Mandela Effect/prior art.

this is embarrassing even for you

Long, who served six terms in the House of Representatives, is an auctioneer with little experience in tax administration. He's expected to receive an ambassador's appointment after leaving the IRS. "It is a honor to serve my friend President Trump and I am excited to take on my new role as the ambassador to Iceland," Long said in a statement. "I am thrilled to answer his call to service and deeply committed to advancing his bold agenda. Exciting times ahead!"

this is patently embarrassing text.npr.org/nx-s1-5496549. just another in a long list of "If this happened under a Democratic administration, it would be Big Time Scandal and network news would engage in endless pundit parades.

Portland homicides drop 51% in 2025, steepest decline among major US cities, report finds The survey counted 17 homicides in Portland through June, compared with 35 the year before.

link.oregonlive.com/click/410647...

Try telling this to the Concerned Citizens of Nextdoor and r/PortlandOr

every Friday, without fail

this will be colloidal silver in a squirt gun

everybody in these Pharma commercials suffering from debilitating life-long illnesses appear to be living much richer lives than I do