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Latest posts by malfonz.bsky.social on Bluesky

I can hear this image

17.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THAT’S what was following Cat Stevens???

10.01.2026 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thanks king. Tackled the stair stepper and the treadmill today. Planning on going back again tomorrow

03.01.2026 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now in the 90s revival? 🙏🙏🙏

01.01.2026 04:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s not Will, that’s Eleven 😛

28.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he’s not having sex with you, I can only assume he’s having sex against you

16.11.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh cum on

15.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1000% worth it. Game is amazing

04.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a bonkers magic card and I’ve never seen anyone else play it

13.09.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, they (and a Library of Alexandria) are in a safe deposit box, so they’re not doing much at the moment

12.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got mine around 2005 and thought they were too expensive back then

12.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thinking I’m gonna have to buy more of ‘em

31.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wild Arms? On MY timeline? I recall 2 and 3 also being quite good

31.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back in my day, dual lands were $15 each and LED was a junk rare! 👨‍🦳

30.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Romantic Warrior 100% kills demons

29.08.2025 20:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Look at this shirt. I literally designed it. You could wear it to prom or an aunt’s funeral. It’s fine. Everyone will love you. Buy it please. deeplytroubling.etsy.com/listing/4356...

#horse #shirt #meat #hashtag #sunshine #wizard #etsy #unhinged #boxghost #rambifromdonkeykongkilledmydad #sunshine

24.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Joke’s on them. I’m unattractive to everyone no matter what I do 😎

21.08.2025 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s small. Now everyone can leave me alone

18.08.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Might’ve been where I heard it first way back when

17.08.2025 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m selling shit on Etsy now! It’s not very good, but here it is deeplytroubling.etsy.com

17.08.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

G O R G E O U S

16.07.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That’s so cool!

30.06.2025 19:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dental plan? 🤷‍♂️

26.06.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Magic collection video(s) when? 😬

18.06.2025 23:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why the one on the right kinda look like Hank Hill?

11.06.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I used to have one of those! I still might if my parents didn’t throw it away

05.06.2025 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

David out here flashing masterpieces

04.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they had to press 2, they’d literally shit their own asses

30.05.2025 19:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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