Trump has seen nicknames in quotation marks and he doesnβt know thatβs not how you write middle names
20.11.2025 02:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@geraldmellor.bsky.social
Permanently exhausted dad. Programmer. Tea drinker. Plant eater (he/him) Profile pic drawn by Alana (www.alanavision.com / @deathtodickens) South Australia/Scotland
Trump has seen nicknames in quotation marks and he doesnβt know thatβs not how you write middle names
20.11.2025 02:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the 90s, βwhat if the president was hornyβ was not so hard to imagine. The real stretch was βwhat if the president was horny but also a decent guyβ
18.11.2025 01:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How terrible do you have to be for one of the worst people who ever existed to say youβre the most βbadβ person heβs ever met?
13.11.2025 03:06 β π 43 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0marco rubio and elon musk
07.11.2025 02:51 β π 854 π 191 π¬ 23 π 5No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?
04.11.2025 00:35 β π 2549 π 803 π¬ 27 π 22Thank you! Last night he was telling me he thinks quarks must be made of smaller particles (a turtles all the way down situation), but he does not have the same intuition about electrons and neutrinos. I do think this book will be right up his alley
29.10.2025 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I (extremely white, mostly anglo) grew up calling my parentsβ friends uncle and aunty. Iβm going with disingenuous
29.10.2025 04:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi Daniel, do you think a (smart and curious) 11 year old would enjoy your book, or should I wait until he at least has some high school physics under his belt? (said 11 year old claims to be sick of dad jokes but Iβm holding onto the belief that he secretly loves them)
29.10.2025 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is making me anxious that the Perth and Adelaide dates have been cancelled. Please throw a little reassurance my way
21.10.2025 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know Kevin didnβt mean it this way, but βtraitor to the Westβ is very white-supremacy-coded language
21.10.2025 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know someone who holds his phone this way solely because he thinks holding it to his ear will fry his brain with radiation. Any time I see someone do this I assume itβs for the same reason
20.10.2025 01:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was born and raised in Edinburgh and I still know vastly more about NYC politics
17.10.2025 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
15.10.2025 07:45 β π 7431 π 1682 π¬ 130 π 236Has his respectability always been in question? I remember reading Hyperspace at high school in the 90s but I havenβt paid him much attention in recent years.
15.10.2025 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Classic in the sense that this could be Twitter 10 years ago? Yep
15.10.2025 06:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really like Ed but I think now that he has a podcast thereβs an army of unhinged parasocially-invested folks ready to pile on at the slightest provocation
15.10.2025 06:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Counter Protests nationwide this Sunday 19 October against March for Australia:
Melbourne - 11am @ State Library
Brisbane - 11am @ Queens Gardens
Perth - 12pm @ Forrest Place
Canberra - 11am @ NLA Lawns
Sydney - 11am @ Belmore Park
Adelaide - 11:30am @ Beehive Corner
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base donβt even know thatβs what it stands for.
11.10.2025 23:10 β π 21625 π 6510 π¬ 455 π 375A story indistinguishable from those depicted/dramatized in all the WWII / Holocaust movies and plays and novels we grew up with
11.10.2025 02:05 β π 410 π 143 π¬ 1 π 2Dadβs books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending itβs their own fault. So I hope Kemiβs taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
07.10.2025 12:46 β π 7835 π 1989 π¬ 141 π 38Indescribably depressing that an old Tory like Heseltine comes across as more radical than most politicians who are ostensibly to his left, just by speaking honestly and being capable of understanding history
08.10.2025 10:23 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Could just as easily be homophobia. Two sides of the same coin
08.10.2025 04:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestineπ΅πΈ
04.10.2025 22:33 β π 7295 π 1649 π¬ 105 π 51Peter before posting please run all musical opinions past bluesky user Katakateri to make sure they listen to the artist in question
04.10.2025 01:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can think of more than a few Aussies I know who would fit right in with those commenters tbh. But maybe thatβs just proof that itβs still the 90s in Adelaide
03.10.2025 11:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Agreed. And this is something I keep telling my kids. I donβt want them to think the rest of their lives will be anything like this
03.10.2025 05:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The amount of pressure on my year 11 kid is ridiculous. Heβs under so much stress from school work. It may be selective memory on my part but I do not remember ever having this kind of workload at school in the 90s
03.10.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The rest of the world has gone insane, Alex. Your sanity, even when tired, remains intact
03.10.2025 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boring, self-important wanker. He thinks heβs being profound but it comes across as either dishonesty or intellectual laziness or both
02.10.2025 04:42 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a rule of thumb that people who claim their IQ is 187 are liars who probably lie about their height as well
02.10.2025 03:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0