Jazzliker

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

Toyota SV-3 (1983) concept car

ooouuughh

rip jimmy carter you were very old for my entire life

it's so awesome lol. too repulsive even for the party of complete antisocial losers

What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?

I literally do not give a fuck what George W. Bush thinks about anything. Fuck that demon.

the final battle between uppers and downers

asking for your drink to be put in a different glass at a high-end cocktail bar is tremendous philistine shit lmao

they stink! horrendous design

And they’re saying we delved too greedily, they’re saying—do we like delving, folks? Do we love it. Mo-ri-a. We dug a thousand perfect mines, okay, but the elves, they don’t want you to know, and they’ve been very nasty to me

It rocks; grew up in Marquette and late summer is absolutely magical up there

the bugs aren't all that bad if you stick close to Lake Superior/Michigan but they do get pretty rough as you go inland

It's a sign of profound American decline that our white boys are no longer quirked up enough to compete in the global marketplace

[tinny wii remote speaker] LISTEN HERE, JACK!

tankie but it's a guy who really likes the Cowboy Bebop opening theme

Boy dinner

taking swigs of bacardi 151 and eyeing a souvenir matchbook, wondering if there's enough left in the bottle to self-immolate

twitter general counsel watching elon post his way into liability for very serious crimes, pushing the bottle of bourbon he'd already been pulling from off to the side and fishing a fifth of overproof rum out of his desk

this UFO BS is overwriting what could be a pivotal discovery in human history, a room temperature superconductor albeit using lead lol

sucks that the UFO whistleblower seems to be a tremendous crank; would've been fun to have something new to talk about

unjams your pearl

really funny that my dad and I are basically the same weird guy at the end of the day despite the numerous issues looming over our relationship

my wife has this talent as well and it's really something to behold

night owl gang

morgott robbie

maybe it's just the big account privilege talking but it seems to be easier to do numbers on here than twitter because people are desperate for posts that aren't just griping about bluesky or twitter

Stripe Havers