W.E. Linde

Looking forward to that FIFA Peace Prize tho

Wondering how long before he claims he eliminated the Biden Tariffs

"15 isn't THAT young, right? RIGHT?!"

Democrats aligning with evidence of criminal activity is...a choice.

There is no bottom.

I will repeat this every single day for the next three years: Any Democrat running for president in 2028 must pledge to immediately tear down/bulldoze/demolish Trump’s ballroom and fully restore the East Wing and any other piece of the People’s House Trump has or will destroy.

"imperfect instrument" is doing a ton of heavy lifting here.

That's not fair. He's also building his ballroom.

Wonder if he can stay awake for this.

I'm sure Bad Hombre knows damn well who was being booed, but the truth hasn't stopped these guys yet.

An "emergency appeal" to NOT fully fund SNAP food aid.

They're grotesque.

Do you have any idea how much a showgirl in a martini glass goes for these days?

Evidently I do not know the correct definitions of "cusp" and/or "liftoff."

Heaven help us.

I second Aaron's "lol wut"

I'd title this one, "Fire the man on the floor, if he lives."

His speeches are increasingly just Mad Libs.

Don't forget about the Saddam-esque bathroom renovation. If that didn't win him the working class's support, nothing will.

Why is the government shut down if we have all this money?

Is he campaigning for Democrats now?

a group of people are gathered around a table at a party . ALT: a group of people are gathered around a table at a party .

RFK Jr.

My new political party needs to immediately rediscover that this is a big, politically diverse country. Mamdani can’t win in South Carolina. I couldn’t win in NYC. We need ALL Dems - from super progressive to moderate/conservative - and run them where they can win. 💯 this.👇

"Look, it's a graveyard! Let's all whistle as we walk hurriedly past it."

I legit thought that NYT piece WAS the Onion.

"By sinking, we're actually staying afloat." Captain of Titanic.

I drink a LOT of coffee and that's why I will also have no problem not crossing this picket line. Because Starbucks is overrated, is what I'm saying.

Liked for the message, QTing for " simple-minded, wheezing gargoyle"