Mike Byhoff

The mental gymnastics it takes to come to that conclusion is so impressive even the Russian judge gives it a 9.8

I’m actually trying to think what the bigger fight is and all I can think of is not letting them literally murder people on the street.

But they’d probably cave to that, too.

Are you high

It’s pretty cool that every public figure can get in front of a camera and just say WHATEVER the fuck they want with no pushback from anyone whatsoever.

Taps the sign

Tony Soprano saying “i hate this fucking shit!”

america yesterday

By resume do you mean shuffleboard outfit

This is the funniest tweet I’ve seen in 2025. Not even close.

You know that every family in Jackson Heights should consider the voting habits of a Michigan Trump—>Biden—>Trump voter when voting for Mamdani.

Huh, weird that a guy won’t just give away 15 million dollars.

Dang it. Thought I was onto something.

Well the grift is real.

It’s amazing that there are multiple jokes to choose from the simpsons about eating people.

That’s fucked

Lmao

What precedent does that set. I’m no defender of Israel, but just think of the optics there.

The locks!

This looks like a Bloomberg office!

Well it wasn’t supposed to be a biopic

He spelled Penn State with a 6

Well…I kinda ran over his dog. But replace kinda with repeatedly, and the word dog, with son.

Did someone try to eat her hat?

The move is to shove the bag to the bottom of the curbside trash can.

Marco Rubio wants to get rid of daylight savings. End of list.

My wife said if he ran for president back then he would’ve gotten most of the people who are maga now to vote for him.

Blue (toothless centrist) no matter who

These people talk like Twitter ever mattered in the first place

Starring was your merit badge for being good at the internet. It was a high honor that around 1,000 people cared deeply about.