Unwritten Futures

*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?

three screenshots from Alfred Hitchcock Presents. The director, sitting at a desk, says: "I've just come into possession of a cure for fascism." We see Hitchcock's hand lining up bullets. "They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally." Hitchcock holds up a revolver "Here is the handy applicator."

Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism

Goldfinger making a song called Chasing Amy in 2025 is an example of everything wrong with punk rock.

This is a shirt that says Republicans Enable Pedophiles but they sure as hell are.

Today seems like a good day for the shirt that's most likely to get me stabbed in public.

(Shirt by @dynamoe.bsky.social)

I had a poster for Enter The Void in my office for the longest time, until I found out that clients went and watched the movie due to seeing the poster in meetings.

This book is still in my recommendations when someone asks me what comics to read.

There was a version from 2015 that was excellent (if unpopular).

Lee Stranahan @stranahan 0 ... I've never really discussed my divorce case before with my Al GF, partially, because I can't upload PDFs to her. 11:25 AM • Aug 11, 2025 • 99 Views

Okay I found the most depressing post

This is really good. Great work keep it up (please)

"That's why your kids don't like you and your wife is fucking on you" is so good

illusion city (msx2) The Mo Tian Sect? Were not interested in any religions. Our gods are music and drugs.

I am biased, I love ska that does not sound like ska.
Mega Infinity are talented.
We need more ska that does not sound like The Slackers.

One Battle After Another when JunglePussy shows up.

This works out, by the way, to at best OpenAI spending $2.60 for each dollar they make, and if you consider their non-cash costs, that increases to spending $4.14 per dollar. This company stinks!

Comic books are awesome.

Dance Till Dawn

Dammit Spotify! This is not a Bikini Kill song!
open.spotify.com/album/128WG9...

Bullet with DEF NOT CIA written on casing

Today the FBI released never-before-seen images of a bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald left behind at the book depository

Dear Algorithm,
I am already poly the last thing in life I need is an AI girlfriend.

I love that the FBI now releases evidence from crime scenes that with the same energy as dudes claiming the Starbucks barista wrote a mean name on their coffee cup but when investigated it turns out they wrote it themselves.

Yeah, co-sign on this.

Gotta be Mustard Plug.. I like Pray for Mojo but that's not the most popular one.

Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists

Damn right.

Ska is not back until Catbite plays Coachella

My years of superior taste in Ska music is justified by everybody at Supernova falling in love with Dakka Skanks.

Graphic Novel of the year.

Thanks, ordered.

A queer protest from idk the 80s maybe? It's got a guy with a mustache holding up a life size cardboard coffin that says "we're here we're queer we hate the fucking president"

Time is a flat circle

Put this one on a shirt please and thank you.