The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
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The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
KEY PART
weird to start with the worst one but ok
06.11.2025 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crosstitch guide image reads βthis machine kills fascistsβ with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
06.11.2025 22:06 β π 2177 π 579 π¬ 28 π 18the smiting has begun
06.11.2025 19:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0is that good
06.11.2025 01:01 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
05.11.2025 23:28 β π 8125 π 1496 π¬ 42 π 19CNN EXIT POLL MAMDANI VOTE FOR MAYOR MAINLY: For your candidate: 86% Against his opponents: 12%
CNN EXIT POLL CUOMO VOTE FOR MAYOR MAINLY: For your candidate: 46% Against his opponents: 49%
This is the ballgame. I'm going to be reposting these two images side by side for the entirety of this next cycle
05.11.2025 09:47 β π 17 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin's mom is eating dinner and saying "Life could be wortse, Calvin". Calvin is shouting back "Life could be a lot better, too!" I have humorously added the DNC logo to Calvin's Mom and the Zohran for NYC logo to Calvin.
05.11.2025 20:45 β π 362 π 79 π¬ 0 π 0always sunny ass timeline
05.11.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ok boomer
05.11.2025 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oceans are now battlefields.
05.11.2025 18:03 β π 1580 π 87 π¬ 133 π 6TAXI CAMELS!!!
05.11.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0weβre going to reach levels of woke unthinkable in our time
05.11.2025 05:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For better and for worse, it's undeniable: democratic socialists are the base of the Democratic Party
05.11.2025 02:30 β π 407 π 57 π¬ 3 π 53Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
05.11.2025 01:48 β π 16744 π 3533 π¬ 146 π 90the fuck
05.11.2025 02:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out
04.11.2025 23:37 β π 9703 π 1363 π¬ 122 π 42Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
04.11.2025 22:52 β π 9069 π 2247 π¬ 169 π 109good day to watch VICE
04.11.2025 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0donβt you wish your wife was aloof like me
04.11.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0chicks love funiculars
03.11.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is so funny
03.11.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0refs must be chappelle fans
02.11.2025 20:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a penalty for the key and peele end zone celebration in the year of our lord two thousand twenty five???
02.11.2025 20:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0somebody gon die tonight
02.11.2025 01:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love Cliftonβs Cafeteria in LA and I had no idea the founder was so bad ass.
31.10.2025 00:08 β π 117 π 26 π¬ 2 π 0bravely protecting corporations from starving people π«‘
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