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John Gholson

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Actor/Writer/Cartoonist Film & TV: HIDDEN AMERICA, MAKE POPULAR MOVIES, DON'T BUY THE LIVERWURST, BAD THOUGHTS, F MY SON!, MAN FINDS TAPE Rep: Bankston Talent

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Yeah, I watched THE MUPPET SHOW. Here, use the Muppets I drew like a checklist. ;D

05.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now it’s my time to write WHEN THE HARRY MET THE SALLY.

04.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fer smashing heels over the head.

04.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That you coulda seen THIS lineup last night in LA for $10?!?! Jonah’s been doing these fundraising shows and the guests are AMAZING. Feels like LA’s best kept secret.

04.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

^^ Seconded

03.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because of an ancient prophecy, everyone in this cast photo will get an individual opportunity to put their stamp on the Muppets.

03.02.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Austin Books (Austin TX)
Third Planet (Houston TX)
Nan’s Comics & Games (Houston TX)
Bat City (Bradenton FL)
Big Adventure Comics (Santa Fe NM)

03.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œreasoning” section sounds like a gigantic serving of bullshit.

03.02.2026 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My name is Domino Harvey.

And that’s the rest of the story.

03.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
American country rap Icon, Kid Rock

American country rap Icon, Kid Rock

Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy

03.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the horniest you’ve ever been while adding raisins to oatmeal cookie batter?

03.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A SENTIENT SUN

A SENTIENT SUN

This is the future Musk wants

03.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the most scared you’ve ever been while bird-watching?

03.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that ol’ woodchuck popped out again today in his annual appearance, to remind everyone that we do indeed wish for the sunnier days of yore. I’m speaking of course about Ricky Gervais.

03.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pthey’re pteriffic.

03.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you post something but you don’t wanna talk about it *not really*

No offense

03.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t Trad on Me

02.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw my very first ant-Trump billboard on that I-35 run from Austin to Dallas (southbound near Killeen). β€œWe don’t get healthcare but our king gets a ballroom” No website or number, just the statement.

02.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A happy meal toy named Kurtis the Divine

A happy meal toy named Kurtis the Divine

The current crop of Happy Meal toys includes a trash can that transforms into a dinosaur and is named Kurtis the Divine.

28.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that’s my mistake - I thought it was like literal decades.

02.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was bummed when I learned she wasn’t plucked from TikTok obscurity as I originally thought, but she IS good!

02.02.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her mom was Lorne’s assistant for yeeears and her dad was a Letterman writer.

02.02.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But if this post keeps me from being ON the show, I'll delete. Thank you. πŸ™

02.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like it exists because we need to check in on that thread and we - the audience - needs a cliffhanger. But it's real bullshit if that, not only has no payoff, but returns to STATUS QUO when we cut back to it. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

02.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And wtf is up with action beats just to have action beats? Norm is confronted by the group and smashed in the head with a rock, cut to black. Then he's recovering and they confront him *again* in the same room, same scenario. Why even have the rock scene if you reset next episode to the same place?

02.02.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My gripe w/FALLOUT s1 was how the final ep logic didn't align to the setup in the first episode, but overall, was content with how they adapted the game world. This season, it's like there's too much FALLOUT in my FALLOUT. It's a firehose of references and lore and probably too many threads. Chill.

02.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Aw, perfect opportunity for THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA TOO but noooooooo

02.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has to be the comic book that the film is based on.

01.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where would you like me to buy it?

01.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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