Marc

TBF the baby was also Phil Jupitus goddaughter. Does that make it more or less mundane

What wild lives we have lived, truly

I used to know one of the babies in that music video. They weren't a baby when I knew them though, mysteriously

Oh it'd be 22 episodes of "Barclay fucks another hole in the holodeck" every year

Text from a Guardian article reading: A third Downing Street source added: “Keir doesn’t realise this is existential for him. But it’s astonishing that MPs think that ousting him might be an answer – the public will just think we’re no different from the last lot.” Cabinet ministers said they believed Downing Street was hoping to fire off a warning shot to any Labour politicians with leadership ambitions not to act against the prime minister. “Wes is obviously on manoeuvres but it’s not about ousting Keir, it’s about putting himself in pole position if a vacancy should come about. He’s not the only one. But we’ve all seen the polling and are worried that we’re about to hand the country to Reform,” one cabinet minister said.

Lmao why is it every time no. 10 sources brief to the press they make it sound like Keir Starmer is the most clueless himbo on the planet, like there's just a piece of straw where his brain should be. He exists in a miasma of cluelessness so thick it's amazing he hasn't accidentally drank bleach

Remember, when journalists just let trans people live their lives in peace, it’s “ideological capture”, but when they use their own personal anti-trans beliefs to lead a campaign to close down the only place in the country trans youth received healthcare, it’s absolutely fine, nothing to see here.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Well, that and me getting increasingly annoyed every time Kate Garraway not only demonstrated that, as a journalist, she has zero intellectual curiosity about anything but also that she thinks that makes her good at her job?

The thing that ultimately held it back was the faithful being so utterly dogshit at actually playing the game that it lost some of the drama and backbiting from previous series'.

I don't think this was my favourite series of Traitors but that finale was pure fucking Hollywood. Unbelievable. Brilliant television.

nobody on the left cares because the bbc has spent 20 years lying about every left wing politician and activist in the country

Screenshot of someone called Ann Womble replying to Mehdi Hasan's skeet saying Dick Cheney should have died in the Hague with "He opposed Trump and for that I am grateful"

Somehow this is exactly the sort of thing you'd expect someone called Ann Womble to say about one of modern history's greatest monsters

I have had an absolutely godawful week so I can only assume Dick Cheney dying is some kind of karmic rebalancing. You can all thank me for having such an abjectly miserable personal life that nature feels the need to address it in that way

A screenshot of a Google search for the animated children's show "Pingu" which inexplicably categorises it as a drama

I'm gonna be honest, I kind of fell off Pingu after the early seasons, how dark can it possibly have gotten. Did the baby penguin have a SIDS storyline or something

I mean, I do now!

I feel like I'll probably be instantly corrected, but at least from my observations this thankfully seems to be less of a thing in the gunpla community because, jfc, the idea anyone has clout from these extremely niche hobbies at all is nothing but the most poisoned old man brain shit

We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".

But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.

Morgan McSweeney frantically googling "how proscribe Green party terrorist"

Let this man cook. I want him to suggest more ways to finally destroy the Labour party once and for all

Happy #Caturday!

Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.

[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]

Say it with me everyone: "Why won't Labour get out of the race!? They're enabling Reform!"

Alex Jones loses Supreme Court bid to avoid paying $1.4B to Sandy Hook families

BREAKING | Alex Jones loses Supreme Court bid to avoid paying $1.4B to Sandy Hook families

BREAKING: SNP members have voted for the Scottish Government to review all business and procurement ties with Israel and end the purchase of goods and services from companies profiting from the genocide

I don’t want a surprise.