ThatRagdoll

A pile of twelve books, wrapped in red and white striped paper. They're covered in tinsel and other Christmas decorations.

ANNOUNCEMENT!

The Big Green Books Advent Calendar!

Choose from 4, 6 or 12 books.

Your chance to unwrap a new surprise book every few days in the run up to Christmas.

The books will be chosen based on what you enjoy reading.

More info HERE

www.biggreenbookshop.com/simon-likes-...

PLEASE SHARE

Two wrapped books. On top of each is a bar of chocolate and a sachet of Pukka Tea.

"The Festive Big Green Book Swap" is back again!

You'll get sent a mystery book, based on the kind of stuff you enjoy reading.

You'll also get a bar of chocolate & pukka tea.

And you can read along with a new book buddy too if you like!

JOIN HERE!

www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php

They’re just making these up now.

Carved Swede and Pumpkin

The lads this morning, fresh as a daisy and ready for more

Pizzas made to look like skulls with cheese for the bones, pepperoni and olive eyes, nose and teeth made of green pepper.

Day of the Dead mini pizzas

In a box. The box is not transparent and you couldn't find a pen to write TEALIGHTS on the outside of it. But that didn't matter because you would obviously remember where they were.

It's a miracle I haven't done this myself. I'm picturing horrible blistering, hope I'm wrong!

I did once reach my arm through the steam from the boiling kettle, resulting in a spectacular blister that lasted for weeks.

Some cracking replies here

In case you haven't seen this yet...

I have accidentally done fuck all today.

Whoops-a-daisy.

Gym people: it's not "meal prep", it's a packed lunch. You haven't reinvented the wheel.

In my defence, I think perspective has fucked with the mountain of crisps!

But yes, it's very sad that the bread had to be wholemeal. Might need a do-over when I've finished the loaf and can get some white in instead.

One slice of bread and butter, ready to be slapped onto the slice next to it which is piled high with crinkle cut crisps.

Better late than never
#CrispSandwichDay

@vole.wtf

not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong

Magnificent typo that all stand ups will appreciate

The National Trust has offered me the chance to "win a scone experience". Intrigued by what this might entail. I have to assume it's more than just eating some scones and at least the chance to become a scone for a day, get covered in jam & cream & experience the full range of emotions of a scone.

This #buyastrangerabook offer refuses to be taken.

Yesterday @jenillustrates.bsky.social sent me £20 so someone could get their Xmas pressie buying started early.

So, if you're planning on getting someone a book for xmas (of course you are), let us know what it is, and Jen will buy it!

UK only

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

What im clumsily saying is when you're from a minority group you know. You develop an intuition for how others see you that runs the gamut from "trying too hard" to "hostile" You know from life experience that most people are not racist but that many who are dont even think they are.

Buy my memoir.

i used to live in harrow west, which was 60% non-white, which - if reform are right - feels like it should result in a 40% vote share for an anti-immigration party but weirdly the bnp didn’t do that well

Heartwarming.

Story time!

Dutch libraries have invented an AI chatbot that can recommend books to you

You know what else can recommend books to you

~a fucking librarian~

Today is the 40th anniversary of the day that Marty McFly got in Doc Brown’s DeLorean in Hill Valley, meanwhile Up the Coast in Astoria Oregon The Goonies were going on their adventure.

Saturday 26th October 1985 is a hell of a day, movie fans

I did in fact snap a needle in the process so the image is a good artist's impression of my state of mind.

I'm hemming some trousers. They look TERRIBLE.

I'm thrilled to be able to share this.

Here's Harland Primary School, the first recipients of books courtesy of "Big Green Books 500 Club"

I sent them £500 of books, thanks to the dosh we're raising each week.

Club details HERE.

www.biggreenbookshop.com/big-green-bo...

We also need this in Welsh.

Drill/Driver stickers - The Right Oppresses / The Left Liberates | SPELLING MISTAKES COST LIVES Set of 6 stickers. 2cm x 4cmEnglish translation of "la derecha oprime y la izquierda libera"

Got some stickers printed for my drills and drivers translated from the Spanish version of "righty tighty, lefty loosey" - "la derecha oprime y la izquierda libera"

I got more than I needed so have listed them in my shop: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...