Miss Apple Tart

Warning to anyone that decides to bring their parents to the yearly office party:

Your parents will embarrass you, and they will tell your boss you need a boyfriend

I just played overwatch again for the first time in 4 years and I have no idea what’s going on or who all these heroes are but this one is my fav idc he’s adorable 💁‍♀️

I have never brought a man home with me for Christmas and I never will? Why you ask? Because then I won’t feel bad never going to theirs ❤️

✨social anxiety ✨

My workplace has quarterly potlucks and once a month we all go out to lunch together and I think it’s actually my favorite thing

I’m in my Minecraft phase and I can’t escape

Someone take my debit card I keep buying people gifts

What do I bring to the Christmas potluck

Wrong answers only

Why is there furry 🌽 mixed in with the dog photos on the Dog Pics feed? The algorithm is fucked

Don’t let the desire to make “good” art stand in the way of making art.
Make bad art earnestly and joyfully. Pour your heart into poorly executed, derivative creations. And maybe it will end up “good” eventually or maybe it won’t, but either way you got to experience the magic of creating.

Buddy in a costume for those of you that want to see him suffer:

He’s a very dapper fella ❤️

Last but not least, my oldest dog and child, Buddy.

Buddy is 10 years old (still a baby)
His favorite toy is a sock
His favorite food is stale bread he’s been guarding/savoring for 7 hours
His favorite place is a couch by a window
His least favorite thing is Halloween (he hates constumes)

#dogs

I sleep so I can see you 'cause I hate to wait so long

My advice to all poodle lovers: if you can’t afford to take them to the groomer or groom them properly yourself, don’t get one. Ollie hates the groomer but he hates mattes so much more!!!

#Dogs

You ever pick at a scab so much that there’s a big divot in the skin and now it’s healing that way

Me neither

Another doggy of mine, my middle child, Oliver! Or Ollie for short ❤️

Ollie is 7 years old.
His favorite toy is a tennis ball, and if he can’t find a tennis ball, a sock
His favorite food is food that isn’t his
His favorite place is underneath my skin
His least favorite thing is the groomer

Since the Dog Pics feed is back up and running, I’d like to share with you each one of my children.

This is Wilson!

He’s 2 years old
His favorite toy is a couch pillow
His favorite food is sweaty toes
His favorite place is next to my mom
And his least favorite thing is fireworks

#Dogs

Just heard two of my coworkers say they aren’t ranch ppl

Like who r u

This is Donna btw

Anyone else draw best when they ARENT trying to draw their best?

This was less than 5 mins during lunch at work on a piece of scratch paper with a dried out pen and a mechanical pencil.

#art #sketch

Why are 3 different dog breeds following me on here

And why isn’t one of them a golden retriever

Also: I typically only read slow burn romances because I’m single and sad. Here are my current ONGOING romance recommendations:

1. Love 4 a Walk
2. Roots of the Heart
3. Mafia Nanny

Why is webtoon so full of Isekai-style comics now? I have like 3 good comics right now and the rest are all just repeat of the same thing:“I died and went to the past” or “I died and went to a different world” like cmon.

If anyone has any recommendations add them in the comments

Guys I have a fish that’s pregnant and I’m beginning to wonder if maybe she’s just fat

I’ve had her for 29 days and I know she’s been freaky with her man since day 1. Lemme know if y’all want updates her name is Donna

Good morning to everyone but people that eat three full meals a day. Scavenge like the rest of us you freaks.

Nothings scarier than a “come here.” text from your mom or dad idc how old you are

I wish I liked hot tea I would have a much more mysterious aura

Why is every romance novel ever like some normy white girl and then the most LUSCIOUS TALL TAN AND HANDSOME MAN YOUVE EVER SEEN.

Like I know it’s so we can relate to the heroine but let’s be realistic, my pimpled ass ain’t getting Jason Momoa