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meanwhile I'm helping with important local culture

looking at the new wplace thing and critical support to these two

squeaky tcr noises

N: Greencastle, Ireland
S: Key West
E: Vietri Sul Mare, Italy
W: Hot Springs Cove, BC

I saw w slimp race trucks at lime rock, I guess I'm a slimphead now

national park of speed and smog 2025

cheese curd and beer Midwest race weekend diet catching up to me

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

but that's the whole point isn't it? you can't even state what you're observing with your own five senses without people acting like you're inventing some new level of wokeness

it feels like it's been obvious to me since age ten that American eagle and Abercrombie et al advertising has a lot of Shit going on

like this is just clear to anyone paying attention who wants to be a little bit critical

anyway chicago woohoo

*to get me to my destination as fast as the plane with all the delays and rigmarole and what not

looking 75-80 mph for this go

which is all the time

new hobby is figuring out the average miles per hour a train would need to keep up to get me to my destination when my air travel gets fucked up

this happens on blue sky too but the bits are supposed to be sorkinesque or colbertesque instead of strictly funny. theyre still unwelcome riffs though

why does everybody think the entire world has consented to their bits. the bits are almost all shitty but that's not even the point like why is it ok to clog up a stranger's earnest question with riffs

every post people put on Facebook asking for advice is like 75% of the worst jokes you've ever read and I think the people posting those jokes should have to stand in a tribunal where the op either laughs or the replier gets beat like a fucking dog

.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this

Bubba Wallace wins at the Brickyard.

HE DID IT. HE FUCKING DID IT.

BUBBA HIVE

I'm gonna chumba in the casino

now if all these great players could win a game that I attend that would be nice

congratulations to the greatest country in Europe: new jersey

and the geek fans suck more

we're like 5 years into the dts boom, you've had more than enough time to watch any other series and learn how motorsports works

formula 1 sucks lmao

alt accounts not beating the dumbass accusations

"he wrote a poem to the guy who sex trafficked children"
"he would NOT write poetry"

I love the only thing here being actively refuted is that he wrote a poem to a guy, bc that'd be gay