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So we can’t use any public bathrooms without fear of harassment.

We can’t play sports.

We can’t serve in the military.

We cant have jobs where we might make someone uncomfortable.

We’re not even allowed to be mentioned by swaths of organizations.

But sure. No discrimination to be seen here.

08.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 2243    🔁 484    💬 23    📌 16

Your pronouns are meow/tss?

30.07.2025 11:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We already are.

We are in a climate emergency.

What is a much higher priority is to stop growing crops to burn.

We need to stop burning things.

We need to stop burning anything.

No space left in the atmosphere.

30.07.2025 05:28 — 👍 54    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0

We're very much used to ask for dogs' and cats' pronouns and still it's hard for some people to do the same with humans.

30.07.2025 06:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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BBC uncovers lasting toxic legacy of cargo ship disaster off Sri Lanka Scientists warn the damage to the environment after the 2021 X-Press Pearl disaster could be much more enduring.

Four years after a stricken cargo ship caused the largest plastic spill ever recorded, volunteers on Sri Lanka's beaches are still sifting kilograms of tiny, toxic plastic pellets from the sand.

28.07.2025 05:54 — 👍 121    🔁 59    💬 3    📌 3
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Trump má dnes dorazit do Skotska. Místní ukazují, jak by o něm měla informovat všechna média...

25.07.2025 08:45 — 👍 55    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

23.07.2025 13:28 — 👍 17556    🔁 5058    💬 181    📌 134
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow.
Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life.
Phone: I’m leaving you

Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU?

Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless…

Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now

4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow. Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life. Phone: I’m leaving you Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU? Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless… Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now

lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

22.07.2025 11:27 — 👍 6402    🔁 1830    💬 49    📌 67

you asking for being overengineered

22.07.2025 10:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thou overengineerst ðat

22.07.2025 10:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mělo by to stačit přenastavit správným klíčem, škoda, že to není euroklíč

22.07.2025 10:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vy všichni, co jste mi říkali, že ty sklenice mám vyhazovat, ne skladovat … tak teď mám padesát kompotů a nikomu z vás nedám, bo si to nezasloužíte. Tak. A máte to.

18.07.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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AfriNIC: Hope, Hijack, and the Harsh Lessons of African Multistakeholderism Once a symbol of digital self-rule, AfriNIC now faces collapse. What went wrong in Africa’s Internet governance?

for good measure i shall also share this link; if you have anything to do with computer networks and internet governance, this is a required reading to understand the world

[this is not an official post of any company I may be affiliated with]

medium.com/@emmanuelvit...

15.07.2025 10:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Litigious Company Demands Removal Of A Tweet Linking To An Article About How Litigious They Are It’s not every day you watch a company faceplant so theatrically in public, but Cloud Innovation’s latest stunt deserves a slow clap. Cloud Innovation, which you’d probably never heard of unless yo…

and @mmasnick.bsky.social with the silver pen: "Litigious Company Demands Removal Of A Tweet Linking To An Article About How Litigious They Are" at Techdirt www.techdirt.com/2025/07/09/l...

09.07.2025 22:51 — 👍 67    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 1
Spaghettino ketchuppino #spaghettinoketchuppino #italianbrainrot #brainrot #parody
YouTube video by Maria Matějka Spaghettino ketchuppino #spaghettinoketchuppino #italianbrainrot #brainrot #parody

Pokud už máte plný zuby baleríny kapučíny, tralaléro tralala nebo tung tung tung sahur, tak si můžete pustit třeba špagetíno kečupíno.

Pouze na vlastní nebezpečí.

#italianbrainrot #brainrot #spaghetti #ketchup

youtube.com/shorts/2z2DZ...

12.07.2025 22:25 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

sakra, málem jsem dneska objednala znova 🙈

12.07.2025 12:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

K čemu jinýmu asi jsou, než vzteku? Ostatně nejvíc legit použití je na italský brainrot.

12.07.2025 11:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Further context: If you’ve never dealt with FEMA after a disaster I can tell you they answer within 30 seconds. No hold times. Real live wonderful people who help while you cry and can’t even figure out what questions to ask. They walk you through it all. Every call.

NOEM
STOLE THAT $
FOR ICE

12.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 5688    🔁 1695    💬 40    📌 54

And then when asked about local warning alerts not sent out soon enough, and people died as a result...
"Only a bad person would ask a question like that,” Mr. Trump said. “To be honest with you, I don’t know who you are, but only a very evil person would ask a question like that."

12.07.2025 06:32 — 👍 65    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
On July 5, as floodwaters were starting to recede, FEMA received 3,027 calls from disaster survivors and answered 3,018, or roughly 99.7 percent, the documents show. Contractors with four call center companies answered the vast majority of the calls.

That evening, however, Ms. Noem did not renew the contracts with the four companies and hundreds of contractors were fired, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter.

The next day, July 6, FEMA received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or roughly 35.8 percent, according to the documents. And on Monday, July 7, the agency fielded 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent, the documents sho

On July 5, as floodwaters were starting to recede, FEMA received 3,027 calls from disaster survivors and answered 3,018, or roughly 99.7 percent, the documents show. Contractors with four call center companies answered the vast majority of the calls. That evening, however, Ms. Noem did not renew the contracts with the four companies and hundreds of contractors were fired, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter. The next day, July 6, FEMA received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or roughly 35.8 percent, according to the documents. And on Monday, July 7, the agency fielded 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent, the documents sho

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/c...

11.07.2025 23:58 — 👍 8736    🔁 3761    💬 303    📌 664

They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.

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Comic. [Person with ponytail using handheld device in front of a large sign with crooked, off-center header, with crooked QR code (with illegible URL) and crooked list beneath] Header: DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN! List: $10 Fix kerning [kerning around “rni” of kerning is difficult to read]; $20 Align Columns [out of alignment] $20 Fix text size [much smaller text size]; $50 Fix typo; $50 Fix centering; $100 fix rotation. PERSON: Grrr… [caption] My new company’s business model is based on extorting graphic designers.

Comic. [Person with ponytail using handheld device in front of a large sign with crooked, off-center header, with crooked QR code (with illegible URL) and crooked list beneath] Header: DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN! List: $10 Fix kerning [kerning around “rni” of kerning is difficult to read]; $20 Align Columns [out of alignment] $20 Fix text size [much smaller text size]; $50 Fix typo; $50 Fix centering; $100 fix rotation. PERSON: Grrr… [caption] My new company’s business model is based on extorting graphic designers.

Fix This Sign

xkcd.com/3113/

10.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 4336    🔁 726    💬 79    📌 55
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3. Stonewall National Monument once said "before the 1960s, almost everything about living openly as a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ+) person was illegal.”

That was changed to LGB early in Trump 2.

Now, it reads "gay or lesbian."

10.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 436    🔁 80    💬 3    📌 9
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After Trans People, Trump Now Erasing Bisexual People From Stonewall National Monument The "History and Culture" page no longer includes bisexual rights.

1. Earlier this year, Trump erased transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument webpage, digitally burning the history we helped create.

Now, he's doing the same to bisexual people.

No marginalized group will be safe from the admin's moving targets.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Mimořádnost: Na Planině (z centra)
Naposledy aktualizováno: 7.7.2025 22:06 | Tisk

Stav	Probíhající
Od	7. 7. 2025 22:00
Do	do odvolání
Dotčené linky	124, 134, 914
Druh události	Zrušení zastávky
Důvod	Havárie inženýrských sítí.
Popis události
Z důvodu propadu vozovky je dočasně ZRUŠENA zastávka NA PLANINĚ směr Zelený Pruh / Zemanka. Využijte, prosím, zastávku ZELENÝ PRUH (výstupní pro linku 124), ve které budou dočasně zastavovat i spoje linek 134 a 914.

Mimořádnost: Na Planině (z centra) Naposledy aktualizováno: 7.7.2025 22:06 | Tisk Stav Probíhající Od 7. 7. 2025 22:00 Do do odvolání Dotčené linky 124, 134, 914 Druh události Zrušení zastávky Důvod Havárie inženýrských sítí. Popis události Z důvodu propadu vozovky je dočasně ZRUŠENA zastávka NA PLANINĚ směr Zelený Pruh / Zemanka. Využijte, prosím, zastávku ZELENÝ PRUH (výstupní pro linku 124), ve které budou dočasně zastavovat i spoje linek 134 a 914.

Planina už není planinou… 😱

07.07.2025 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, this is pretty good for 24/7/365 guidelines.

03.07.2025 12:56 — 👍 175    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 0

what a month, huh

02.07.2025 12:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

today's wildest claim:

»it's worse than dressing up an adhd baby octopus«

01.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dycky, když si vzpomenu, že jednomu bubnu se říká šroťák, tak se nemůžu přestat tlemit.

Takže teď už víte, jak mě vyřadit z provozu. Pořiďte mi bicí soupravu!

30.06.2025 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Opatření.
Od 30. června 2025 (pondělí) do 11. srpna 2025 (pondělí)
Přemísťuje se Kolín, nádraží.

Opatření. Od 30. června 2025 (pondělí) do 11. srpna 2025 (pondělí) Přemísťuje se Kolín, nádraží.

Nádraží na pochodu!

30.06.2025 17:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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