Loren Elliott

Higgs Boson Contractions.

Is that anything?

Dramedy idea coming from one of today's MLS matches:

'San Diego, Minnesota'

A small town in Minnesota that tried to embrace it's beachy name is filled with oddball types. And maybe a murderer...

Being a sword.

That's one of my issues with the video "holograms" in Rise of the Resistance. They look like the ones from the Harry Potter ride and it immediately tastes me out.

I'm so sorry to hear about Tito, I know this pain all too well, we lost Winston earlier this year. My condolences.

That "like" in no way means we want another kitten, we are full up. But she's very adorable.

I was wondering what she was up to.

And during Pride no less.

My toxic trait is saying the murder mystery twist out loud seconds before they reveal it because they've telegraphed it to the point that everyone gets it.

I'm like this with the much shorter 'awry'. Without fail my brain reads it like awe-ree.

That's not where I learned about tea! Also I barely watched TNG.

Ok, so I have a serious problem with this sticker.... this is just a color swapped Mario.

Yep. Almost daily.

Ramos Gin Clam.

Saw a guy that looked like Jake Tapper on my ride into work and I'm so mad at myself for not yelling out, "Hey! Fake Tapper!"

You guys ever notice that every driver on the road is the worst? Except me. I'm the only one doing it right.

Immediately thought of "...BTK killer"!

This ad looks like the person wearing Docs hanged themselves. Bold choice.

Oh shit, is this what it sounds like when Tom and I talk wrasslin'?

Surely the leopards...

Timeline cleanse. With all the sadness and horror in the world I thought maybe this picture of Olive might help.

Never should have made it that far in the first place.

I'm either still sick from two weeks ago, or sick again. Either way, not a fan.

I swear I've been sick more times in the last year and a half than in my entire adult life.

Do you guys think Barron has a favorite episode of that real lawyer/fake lawyer show that was on USA?

Is he all, "I like my Suits case!"?

If Elphaba went to Shizz University online would she be Devry-ing Gravity?

Currently "enjoying" 'Out of Pocket Mondays Holiday Edition!' @ Burgundy Room.

What's that, you ask? Picture every Nightmare Blunt Rotation meme you've seen and then line them up at the bar but they're wearing holiday sweaters and hats.

I love Y-Que!

BREAKING: Our bits are hilarious and world famous.

That's @danhausen.bsky.social for me.