Joe Sargieson

Billionaire boats full of Brompton bikes and big bangers. Berks.

He’s still got the scarf right? That’s all that matters then.
The big scarf.

David beckham with poorly tummy ache. Looks like it could be too much foreign food.

If you have diarrhoea in a foreign country you can just show this picture at the nearest pharmacia.

Berlin 36 vibes

Cast the band.

Mary Poppins.

Hey Google: play Fine Time by Caaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhst

I’m in

I had that album! ‘The Touch’ by Stan Bush is on Spotify lol… I think my next purchase was S’express ‘hey music lover’ 12”, which illustrates my rapidly evolving musical tastes.

Post your first record (that you bought yourself with your pocket money in a record shop)

First one I got or first one I bought myself? Although both are better than yours to be fair, so I don’t know what I’m worrying about.

A statue of Tommy Cooper wearing a Fez and holding a wand above a top hat. A delighted man called Jon looks at the statue.

I woke up in Caerphilly this morning. Just like that.

Daniel Day Lewis in his Staithes pattern Gansey.

The place in Flamborough does his hand made Ganseys. Patterns named after the little village ports up along the coast Flamborough, Staithes, Robin Hoods Bay, Filey Steps etc. Very tightly knitted to repeat water, reversible and plain cuffs to make repairs easy
www.flamboroughmanor.co.uk/index.htm

I’m accidentally cosplaying as Judd Nelson from Breakfast Club today. All I’m missing is the fingerless gloves and one diamond earring.

The Deep in Hull - close cropped so you can’t see the location of the building, looks flat dull grey.

The Deep in Hull show in its location between the Humber and the River Hull. Like a mad pyramid spaceship that’s looks like a space shark. Much more representative of what it is like to experience the building in real life.

Bloody awful photo choice on BBC News article reporting on the death of Sir Terry Farrell. His design of the Deep in Hull is all about the location and setting. It’s a fantastic building. 1st pic off google image search is much better example.

Fascinating thread weaving together history, art, politics, fashion, with great knowledge and insight

Fab archival films in this thread

They turned Spitalfields into a major silk hub and created jobs in nearby towns. In Kent and Dorset, people raised silkworms and mulberry plants. Along the River Test in Hampshire, the Whitchurch Silk Mill transformed cocoons into bundles of silk thread and eventually cloth.

I need a name for my new hobby. Does it already have a name? Think I’m going to go with #SceneSpotting
I’m a #SceneSpotter
Is there a club?

High Laurie and Stephen Fry being bloody ruddy business men, Jeff.

M’colleague’s in Helsinki. Dammit Jeff!

I’m in Cheshire but my colleague has gone to Helsinki which sounds more like the set up for a joke rather than actually real believable business travel, but that is what we are doing this week.

PADDLE BOARDING
DRY ROBING
BEACH TENTING
STAYCATIONING FAMILY HOARDS
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Yes I have one in the boot of my family truck #skodafuck and I take it out daily and sit 50 yards off the beach amongst the other dads. Best bit of the hols.

Paddle boards are so dad they should call them daddleboards

Stonehenge innit

Stonehenge where the druids live, and they do it well. Stonehenge.

Niles Crane, the epitome of Effete Snobbery. See here without his JD Sports crossbody manbag.

Butlins didn’t have a cafetière? No, that was more throat tattoos and tracksuits.

This is me in Butlins.

Will the rental have a cafetière? Yes.

Going to pack up the ‘Family Truck’, or ‘F-uck’ for some peak Centrist Dadding.
#centristdadding #skodafuck

Cooler today, summers on the turn. Must be time for my 2 week English Seaside holiday.

it is an ancient right, protected in the Magna Carta, to pile your labs into the back of your suv and exercise them in a timed-lock floodlit field

I saw Tom Conti in Tibshelf services today. I don’t think he works there though.

He had a massive old Bentley.

Recreation of Kevin Cummings famous NME cover using a small mouse toy.

Shaun Rider Mouse takes up residence on dolls house roof