Beast of Bourbon 🥃

“There’s no such thing as unskilled labor” is problematic because it excludes bassists in punk bands

okay found what i’m getting him for father’s day

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

nice to meet you held in contempt, I’m dad

Butt-head in the Criterion Closet saying So like, which ones have boobs

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@criterion.bsky.social

Your entire existence brings me so much joy. ❤️

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I did! And your award is a big ole block! Later, tater. 🫡

Two gay hockey players head to New Orleans in February.

Heated Revelry.

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This would be magnificent

I would watch this a thousand times and not get bored.

This video is 3 minutes long, using words written nearly 500 years ago, and feels more relevant to this current moment than you could ever imagine.

a MENARDS store front

When you kick a pirate in the crotch

A king cake from New Orleans. It is an oval braided pastry, decorated with gold, green, and purple icing. It is loosely wrapped in clear plastic, and there is a Tartine sticker in the middle

The king cake from Tartine in New Orleans has rocked my world. It’s messy (less so if you’ve refrigerated it), but it is vastly superior to any of the other mail-order ones I’ve done (Haydel’s, Caludas, Rouses). Like, no contest. It’s filled with cinnamon cream cheese filling, and I DIE.

hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come

Star Trek IV but the reason they time travel to the 80s is to make sure John Hinckley doesn't miss, and the Star Trek future happens a hundred years earlier.

Oh, to be clear: I have an iPhone as well.

I will never forget chatting with @coldchef.bsky.social about how a female colleague should get a pee funnel when she’s way out in the sticks w no bathroom nearby & literally *the next day* there were pee funnel ads in my timeline. I didn’t google, didn’t search on Amazon. They were def listening.

lmao my king cake from there is scheduled to be delivered today 😬

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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Yuuuup. It’s incredibly disheartening to see her lean into being awful. She had a chance to step back, apologize, do better, but she didn’t. And now it’s exponentially worse.

What’s bananas is that someone was like, oh, it’s not the whole video, it needs context, and it turns out that the “context” is she goes on to defend people who were associated with Diddy. LOL, this “context” only makes it worse, hoss. 😂

LOL, the fact that she pivots into the Diddy horror show does not help!

Ouinne, I cackled

UGHHHHHHHH

I was super disappointed about the fatphobia she was accused of, so i went from fan to “she’s still ok, I guess,” but with this I am utterly done. I liked her so much, and I can’t believe she refused to just sit there and keep her offensive opinions to herself.

If you're having trouble sourcing "raw milk," you can get some regular milk and add animal shit

what in the entire FUCK, Lizzo?