Lo, Rich Times (the eep enjoyer)

Good lord, he's such an unpleasant, disingenuous, racist, fetid pustule, whose only joy comes from sadism. The sooner he dies (hopefully of a massive coronary or a grand piano crushing him from the heavens) the better off we all shall be

I feel like that if I had wanted my nickname to be "Kit" I should have started to work on that many years ago

Some watery bois from the aquarium

No Bort?

I am a very expensive lobster

This may be the best response to a skeet I've ever received

I've been thinking about booable regression to the mean all day

Alternatively, maybe don't invite people who believe it's a moral duty to boo booable people?

I guess I'm not getting invited to the Olympics

Hey, I dunno, but maybe if you don't want boos at your event, you shouldn't invite booable people?

With a massive amount of respect due to David, I don't find this astonishing at all. Through the lens of Trump being a man who believes he's allowed to do anything he pleases, and that he (and America) should never apologize for anything, this is precisely what he and his sycophants would do

I think putting Trump on Mt. Rushmore is a great idea. That way they'll have a perfect target to crash the renovated Qatari jet into

Other than the main character surviving, I'm not sure there's a fundamental difference between Uncut Gems and Marty Supreme. As soon as I noticed it, and that I hated pretty much everyone in both films, I immediately liked both a lot less

I am at a musical theatre event and I am not the target audience and that's all I should say about that

Lemon and lime are spelled too similarly. I don't like that. Someone should fix it

This movie gets stupider every time I watch it so I'll have to stop watching it

Why does Dreiberg keep all the shells from his autocannon? To avoid forensic analysis? Why? And why do the shells eject INSIDE the cockpit, across the deck into the receptacle? This doesn't make sense or look cool. It's just stupid

Let's shoot out the legs of a water tower with an autocannon, with no regard for where those bullets might go. Hey, I dunno, maybe the Keene Act was a good idea

Also, why does Dr. Manhattan need to obliterate Viet Cong? Can't he just teleport them to Hanoi or something? Imagine recognizing the futility of war because your main foe just keeps zapping you back home. "Get ready for death, Manhattan" ZAP. "Fuck, he did it AGAIN. I give up!"

I love that seen in the Watchmen movie where the prison psychiatrist is interviewing Rorschach and the latter tells a disturbing story that the former is too shocked to continue therapy

Yup, prison psychiatrists, famously known for not being able to handle shocking stories

With Democratic leadership engaged in a continual & pathetic betrayal of their duty I'm reminded of Dylan

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall

There is nothing of substance preventing Schumer et. al. from simply getting out of the way

This is such a comically bad take it reminds me of Larry or Shemp clumsily dropping a priceless vase before Moe (probably @aoc.bsky.social?) hits them for being so stupid

He's never torrented anything

More like Mikhail Shaihuludrov amirite?

It's quite beautifully done, so I would imagine the Fremen in attendance would also be pissed at all the crying

Ooooh that's good. I didn't think of that

This soap, which is really good, looks like spinach dip

If Epstein had Gemini on his gmail would his grammar have been better or would the AI been like "fuck this weirdo"

I have sung Rawhide many times while watching or listening to the soundtrack of The Blues Brothers, but never in karaoke. It's much harder than I thought