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Lol Woobens

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I was 10 years old and convinced my mom to take me to the theater to see this.

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Boy, FIFA really blew it with this World Cup in America, eh? Zero hype.

They wanted me to return the whole package, but I refused and just kept complaining. They eventually shipped me a new package with everything for $0 and did a return on the original one. So when I return the broken battery and shovel I'll get all of my money back lol

I ordered an electric "snow shovel" that's the same brand as my mower/weed eater so I can use the same batteries. The battery that came with the snow shovel just didn't work. I paid ~$200 for the shovel/battery and new batteries cost $200 themselves.

28. Lew Wolff

The funniest thing about Amazon is that if you complain enough in the chat they'll just give you free stuff

I used to work with a cousin of hers and when all of that was going down originally she was like "They told her if she would just quit tweeting they would just let it slide under the rug, but she won't stop." lol

Doing your first MMA fight after nearly 20 years cause your brain melted during Covid and you lost a TV gig on a Star Wars show so you need $ is probably the all time worst post-fighting career choice

Reverend Jessie Jackson in a crowd on the streets of Chicago in 2013

Reverend Jessie Jackson talks to a mob of reporters on a crowded city street in Chicago in 2013

I will never forget this moment that I stumbled onto him in the middle of a protest crowd and snapped these photos. I got chills.

Rest in power Reverend Jackson.

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Yes.

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Approaching 40 years old and working in corporate America has taught me that most people working in corporate America can't write an email.

The number of times a day that I get an email that's full of spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, run-on sentences, etc... it's bad.

Loser gets a COVID shot.

Sounds awful

Finally someone can make a Spider-Man movie. It’s been months.

Ernest the Bald: What of the Hedge Knight’s size, Ser?

Ser Charles: He musta been birthed by one of those big ol’ women from Flea Bottom

Lord Shaq: *laughing and banging on the table* Where they from, Ser? Where they from?

Ser Charles: I been a knight for ten and eight summers and I ain’t never heard of no trial of seven that needed a Kingsguard presence! A kings-guard presence!

Lord Shaq: *cracking up* I’m the prince of Westeros and a Hedge Knight comin’ to beat me up.

da real draft kings

#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms is so, so good. I think why I enjoy the Dunk & Egg story so much (even more with how the show is adapting the novellas) is that not every character sucks. There are legit GOOD people to care about and root for.

The finale will be a much lighter affair.

Lol the NYT is terrified of her

Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die RULES

Wow happy 40th birthday @smashleyfc.bsky.social

We've spent all weekend working to finish Belle's bedroom that we've put off since moving in (there were more pressing priorities like salon and office).

But, Jill and I exhausted. It looks fantastic. She loves it.

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

Make the court bigger.