Anna Schurer

Thankyou Judy Copage for everything you have done for us over your time as Central Bylines Editor in Chief, but today we welcome our new EiC Gemma Gould.

Judy remains an ever valuable part of our editors team and indeed our editor training programme.

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Image of Lady Justice outside the Old Bailey, with dark clouds behind the statue. Covered with the headline of a Bylines Newtwork exclusive article: When Power Is Untouchable

BYLINES NETWORK SPECIAL
For 30 years, survivors of abuse by Mohamed Al Fayed have been silenced, threatened and blocked from justice. Their voices must be heard.

Isabella reveals the barriers they face and the vital changes that need to happen.

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They were not just ordinary men Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her

Anna Schurer recalls two memories that make Remembrance Day in the North West extra poignant for her | Anna Schurer

A demonstration of compassion and unity by the trans and cis community Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November

Trans and cis people united in a heartwarming display of kindness
outside the Scottish (Holyrood) Parliament on 1 November
 | Sophie Molly

Good question
Because they are not 100% impartial?

Since the May elections Reform UK Ltd has lost (resigned, fired, left the party) 36 councillors at least.
At an average cost of £25,000 per by-election that means they have cost the country £900,000
What a waste of money, how many schoolmeals would that buy for hungry children?

I think the article is a bit tongue in cheek.
Maybe even slightly sarcastic

Is it possible for the US to set tariffs on New York?
Asking for a... well, not exactly a friend

In his dreams

I suspected some kind of interstellar interference! Glad you're okay my friend

Earth’s Follies: Week 38 – tariffs, tantrums and the theory of magnets Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues

Greetings Earthlings! This message has been buffering for two solar cycles nearly. Martian dust storm seems to have knocked out one of our antennas

Anyway let’s get down to the business of your tragicomedy that is playing out right now
Oh and remember the star shape goes in the star hole 😏👽

Earth’s Follies: Week 38 – tariffs, tantrums and the theory of magnets Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues

The next missive from our Martian Correspondent. No time to sleep on Mars!
@xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
Tariffs over adverts, magnets on carriers, Grokipedia rewriting reality and a Nuclear Peace Prize application, Earth’s comedy of errors continues
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You'll have to admire that.

I'm deceased. Basically the German manufacturers decided to capitalise on the fact their kit was successfully used to rob the Louvre in Paris. 😆💀

The Martian has dropped a surprise transmission on the #NoKings protests

Dear America
Happy #NoKings Day!
Take it from us up here there is nothing more American than opposing a mad king
Let’s go the Frog Rebellion 🐸

I must be honest, I keep thinking it reminds me of someone, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
It looks good on you though.

Earth’s Follies: Week 36 – tariffs, tantrums and tyrants-in-toupees From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity

From tariffed peace to tantrums over Time covers, Earth’s leaders outdo themselves again in vanity, chaos and cosmic absurdity
Written especially for us Earthlings by @xylbtokthemartian.bsky.social
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A dirty mind is a joy forever
As my stepfather used to say

Ohh enjoy!
Food, wine, beatiful scenery..

So strange! I just get a cookie thing and reject all unnecessary ones.
Could you screenshot the request for money that you see?

Earth’s Follies Week 35: troops, Antifa and insurrections Chaos in Chicago, Antifa roundtables, and plenary power claims – Earth survives another week of Mango-in-Chief antics

Greetings carbon based drama llamas ! I’m back once again with a cocktail and popcorn to try and make some sense of this political farce you have going on down there.
This week has been wild. Grab a drink and strap in it’s gonna get bumpy 👽
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Oh no, your cocktails stands on your translator device! What if Gr'zzlax knocks it over (earth cats would)?
The device won't work anymore and we can't get anymore missives from you.
That would be so bad.

Normal? Not me.
That would be an insult, being called 'normal'

What use is a gold bathroom? His 💩 💩 still stinks

And Gr'zzlax helping you put a piece of flatpack furniture together? I suppose they are cheaper now the US doesn't want them anymore.
Typical felinoid, see a box - sits in it.

Earth’s Follies Week 34: generals, gaffes, and grand delusions Earth’s follies: another week of incomprehensible ranting and actions no Martian could have predicted, where do you get the ideas Earth?

Greetings carbon based calamities! What a week it’s been. Generals LOTS!!!! President BAD!!!!! Leadership TERRIBLE!!!! AI Videos FASHY!!!!
Someone hold my beer
👽

Such a good name for them.

Knowing the way government works, they won't get past the 'start' stage
But seeing how oftrn the HO computer plays up (not available, can't prove your rights, earlier this year suddenly a lot of Europeans were on it as being Chinese...)

A Canadian friend told me that in Canada, Canada Geese are nicknamed Cobra Chickens.
Seems appropriate.