They Call Me Barry

The fact that it's entirely plausible Donald gave Clinton a blowjob and there's probably photos of it is honestly more scandalous than anyone's imaginations could cook up.

His voter-base will probably be pissed if it turns out to be true; for obvious reasons.

@protomet.bsky.social I thought of you with this.

Truly one of the LOLTNA moments of all time.

I'm eager to hear how people will defend this kind of shit booking that completely disrespects the fans.

If you wanted the belt of Santana, you could have done a million other things. Not job him out in under a minute, for fuck sake.

OK, bsky needs the Blue Jackets goal cannon video now because it's very close to Luke's

I'd just like to take the time to push for Social Progressivism, a political movement of my own design which calls for economic regulation, social programs like affordable housing projects, and nationalization of institutions like healthcare, and pushes for taxation of property owned by religions.

Michelangelo Caravaggio's depiction of the biblical story of Judith, a Jewish widow, murdering and decapitating Holofernes, an Assyrian general. Holofernes is taken by surprise as Judith holds back his hair, while Judith's maidservant stands by, awaiting to put Holofernes's head into a sack.

Artemisia Gentileschi's depiction of the biblical story of Judith, a Jewish widow, murdering and decapitating Holofernes, an Assyrian general. In this depiction, Judith holds Holofernes' head down as she slits his throat aggressively. Judith's maidservant holds down Holofernes, actively aiding in the murder of the Assyrian general.

Both of these paintings are of the same event (Judith Beheading Holofernes, Book of Judith) but differ in subtext.

Left is Caravaggio (a man), makes Judith look weak, concerned, and hesitant.

Right is Gentileschi (a woman), and makes Judith assertive and badass.

Point is, Gentileschi is awesome.

He sounds like a blubbering fucking idiot who doesn't deserve the money he has.

This is why we need to eat the rich and feed the poor, so idiots like this can't have power.

Snow has finally come to my neck of the woods in Minnesota. Lovely.

Say it with me y'all: Jury Nullification protects political enemies against authoritarian Presidencies.

This is just what everyone needs, Trump nicknames.

A major landslide victory for leftist politics in Europe.

Early voting for New York City Mayor officially begins today!!!

I urge everyone to vote for Zohran Mamdani!!!!

🩷 New York don't fuck this up 🥺

Go ahead and follow @ohheyitsmochii.bsky.social, he's pretty awesome, if you ask myself. 😋

Mamdani's campaign will be a landmark in how democratic socialists can win elections and shift the Overton Window.

Identify weak points in the Democratic establishment. Take them on. Be savvy, but kind and genuine. There's so much more to this campaign of course, but that's the ticket.

#VikingsvsChargers What is a catch? Refball is back and better than ever.

I just had a thought.

If RFK Jr. believes that circumcisions lead to cases of Austism, does this mean that Robert Kennedy Jr. believes that Jewish people, in which circumcision is a religious ceremony (bris), are all autistic?

Sounds like some undercover anti-semitism if you ask me.

"Now let me clutch my pearls and protect every single corrupt member of the Trump administration; I'm of course being paid to protect these people."

The AEW Men’s World Championship 👏 #AEWDynamite @hangmanpage.bsky.social

LMAO, even.

"You don't like our police state? But we're arresting people without due process, deporting them to foreign prisons for money, and selling out the average American citizen for pennies on the dollar! Just let us bend you over and fuck you in the ass, please!"

Call me a poor person, but I think Home Owners Associations, Gated Communities, and Rich People in general should be banned.

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

LIFE DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, BROTHER!

EnbyKaiju Home of the Digital Diversity project

I spent 8 years interviewing queer game devs, many of them making adult games
Almost all of them would be labelled "pornography" by conservatives

Because I knew that we needed to make sure the people who make art shouldn't be forgotten

So many of these games might be lost to us soon
This hurts 😣

Donkey Kong's gonna feed on a treefrog

"The Count of Monte Crisco...?"

"That's Cristo, ya dumb shit."

"By Alexandree.. Dum-ass. Dumbass?"

- Shawhank Redemption

Zeta is probably my favorite show of the Mobile Suit Gundam mainline series, coming as a close second to Mobile Fighter G Gundam.

Spoken like a person who has never talked to a woman in their life outside their mother, siblings, and cousins.

New Legislation Frees Up President To Do Pretty Much Anything, Really

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Returning to the Mansion | Resident Evil | Call Me Barry YouTube video by Call Me Barry

We're going back to the mansion! Come check out some classic Resident Evil Remaster! We'll be doing a Jill run.