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@tristanelwell.bsky.social
Artist/Illustrator/Educator Beautiful Bizarre Art Prize Winner, Hugo Loser I make pictures of spooky girls and cute cats https://linktr.ee/Tristan.Elwell
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BOOOO!
Oh man. Youβre going to lose your shit when you find out about owls!
08.10.2025 03:12 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's actually only a slight exaggeration from the modern conception of sauropods! Skinny swan necks (and shrink-wrapped skeletons in general) have been out for quite some time.
08.10.2025 02:14 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you see this post a goth or punk girl
#artsky
YOU RANG?
Nah man, thatβs one of the Balearic Islands.
07.10.2025 23:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuckinβ banger! I want the 12β extended remix!
07.10.2025 23:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My work here is done.
07.10.2025 23:16 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a crude drawing of a trash bin with a large human face sticking out of the top of it, surrounded by trash, with the caption "early testing for the public trash bins with human faces that beg to be fed garbage indicated that most found them too unsettling to use. However, the small number of participants, including some investors, who said they found the bins deeply erotic, and attempted to form romantic relationships with the bins was considered promising enough to continue funding the project."
10/07/2025
07.10.2025 19:55 β π 503 π 97 π¬ 14 π 6"So, kids, the lesson for today is that you are meat and you will be forgotten."
β Me, to my students.
I only noticed one inconsequential error, which is pretty amazing for anything having to do with color, and, more importantly, he corrected some information for me and introduced a new way of thinking about the central issue.
06.10.2025 00:14 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Tor is one of my favorite YouTubers, and for a non-expert, he does a REALLY good job of exploring the relationship of color, language, and perception in this video.
06.10.2025 00:14 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1I'm a historian. Sewage systems have saved more lives than any medical intervention. Vaccines are second and antibiotics third.
Prior to the 1880s, the urban annual death rate was ~25%; it dropped to ~0.5% in under a generation.
Support your sewage system. Dispose of bodies responsibly.
Spooky scary
29.09.2025 18:12 β π 1647 π 330 π¬ 13 π 1Hey FLR, checked your profile, you seem pretty OK. Which is why it's so odd that you would jump into a conversation and be a total dick to people you don't know and have done nothing to provoke you. Seems more like the stereotypical behavior of the "other side." Something to think about.
27.09.2025 17:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol, I was going to joke that they probably conducted the AI analysis using a photograph only (which would be absurd given that paintings demand first-hand study, examination of materials, support, etc), and then I visited the AI co.βs website & saw this on the front page:
27.09.2025 17:10 β π 119 π 37 π¬ 3 π 6Hear me out: ever rapture prediction is true, but the only member of the elect is always one homeless dude or something, and Godβs like βthatβs it? Damn, now I have to reschedule AGAIN!β
23.09.2025 13:40 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I only know about this movie from How Did This Get Made
www.earwolf.com/episode/mati...
I will be eternally grateful to @lindsayellis.bsky.social for this gif.
19.09.2025 17:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know this is a dark time for the arts but I also want to let you know that there are lots of creatives that are doing well! When I reach out to hire artists I OFTEN get turned down b/c they are booked solid, or swamped with work. It's not a hopeless field! People need art and we shouldn't give up!
19.09.2025 15:04 β π 1044 π 278 π¬ 14 π 8cody's program: the wenis. full version on youtube.
19.09.2025 15:56 β π 462 π 42 π¬ 4 π 2As with everything else, it goes back to the dissolution of the monasteries.π
19.09.2025 14:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you feel targeted by antifa, try not being a fascist
18.09.2025 23:56 β π 64 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0And if you have a DVD/Blue-ray player, libraries still lend those!
19.09.2025 01:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you donβt youβre probably a psychopath.
19.09.2025 01:27 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are people who donβt?
19.09.2025 01:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They want to kill your kids and they want to be able to put you in jail for saying that
18.09.2025 22:54 β π 163 π 41 π¬ 1 π 1As always, βif Iβm so dumb, why am I so richβ isnβt the flex they think it is.
19.09.2025 01:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And even if you donβt want to read, Hoopla and Kanopy have tons of those movies and shows youβve been putting off watching.
19.09.2025 01:12 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 2 π 1When they could have done it for free
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