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Keith Malloy

@keithmalloy.bsky.social

Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.

97 Followers  |  223 Following  |  544 Posts  |  Joined: 26.08.2023  |  2.3792

Latest posts by keithmalloy.bsky.social on Bluesky

I just miss the classic Wise BBQ Potato Chip recipe so much sometimes.

07.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ordering my girlfriend’s next salad Patrick’s Way.

07.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uh oh🤣

07.10.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Play the REM pinball table next.

06.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he wanted smashburgers it was more of a well done visit than a rare one.

06.10.2025 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you considered carbonating it and labeling it as zero sugar?

06.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would wear this!

05.10.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/amyb...

04.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorite nights as an RoH barricade slapper.

01.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is no good reason why the Ramones are not a band anymore. They should have just been replacing Ramones as needed.

01.10.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that ketchup? I thought my girlfriend was the only maniac that does that! 🤣

01.10.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Say it!

30.09.2025 22:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Truffle Shuffle is shaking them titties now.

29.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those years when you could get like any magazine comped were the golden ages.

29.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's going to be rough deciding whether to listen to the new A Fire Inside or Taylor Swift album first on Thursday night!

29.09.2025 19:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jobber - "Pillman's Got A Gun" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by explodinginsound Jobber - "Pillman's Got A Gun" (Official Music Video)

Does Pillman's Got a Gun by Jobber show up in your rankings? www.youtube.com/watch?v=24B-...

29.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not bsky.app/profile/rame... ?

26.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That song with Ben Gibbard is a real banger

25.09.2025 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a lot of us 🤣

24.09.2025 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Market it for olds that don’t want to stay out late anymore but still want to see a show!

24.09.2025 16:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I'm glad someone did!

24.09.2025 12:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One Week- Barenaked Ladies

24.09.2025 12:17 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

lol, I think my brother did the same thing there!

23.09.2025 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What CT school did you go to?

23.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jinxed them

23.09.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope she’s not there to sing In The Arms of the Angels while the ABC execs euthanize the show for good.

23.09.2025 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, my doctor's office can't figure out how to prescribe from @costplusdrugs.com I wish they had some sort of liasion to work with these people.

23.09.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't decide whether I wish my mom had laid off the Tylenol or hit it just a little bit harder back in 1972.

23.09.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I finished my paxlovid last night, but felt pretty much fine after the second day of it. Good luck!

21.09.2025 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, I thought I would use my mom's cable to log into ESPN, but its so much easier just watching all of WWE on Netflix.

21.09.2025 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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