Joe Neeves

Here follows some claims Lownie makes about Andrew, backed up by testimony from people who knew the prince: He had a member of the royal staff moved from his job for wearing a nylon tie, and another because he had a mole on his face. He had 40 women brought to his hotel room in Thailand over a 5-day visit. Aged 26, he had dozens of stuffed animals on his bed, one of which wore a vest that read “It’s tough being a prince.” He missed his daughter’s 12th birthday party to hang out with Epstein at his Miami beach house. He ran up a bill of £325,000 on helicopters and planes in 2005 alone. He let a Libyan gun smuggler pay for a holiday he took to Tunisia and accepted a present of a bugged MacBook Pro from an attractive woman who turned out to be a Russian spy; he later tried to get himself a free Fabergé egg on an official Kremlin tour. In his role as a special representative for the United Kingdom, he earned, in the diplomatic community, the nickname “His Buffoon Highness” by refusing to follow his briefs and perhaps even read them in the first place. Once, driving his £80,000 Range Rover to Royal Lodge in Great Windsor Park, he found that the gates’ sensor was broken, so, rather than taking a 1-mile detour, he rammed them open, causing thousands of pounds’ worth of damage. Name an undesirable trait a person might have, and this book will demonstrate Andrew having it. He is, in addition to being a sex offender, cruel, easily enraged, stupid, boring, naive, attention-seeking, unfunny, childish, arrogant, and out of touch, as well as a misogynist, a liar, a thief, a bully, a pervert, a bad lover, a bad husband, a bad father, a brat as a child, a brat as a teenager, and a brat as an adult. Just when you’re thinking every possible slight has been leveled at the prince, and that there can surely be no greater depth to which your opinion of him can sink, Lownie relates that staff at Buckingham Palace used to have to clear away collections of “soiled tissues” in his bedroom.

Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it

Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD

Hi, my name is Kat! I'm an artist who loves to paint with color and light. I work in animation, and most recently I just wrapped on Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse. It's nice to meet you!

Surreal illustration, fishes drifting in the air around a plant in a vase. Illustration in the shape of a portal.

Drifting...

#art #illustration

🌵THE MESA UPDATE IS COMING TO PEAK🌵

New Biome, items, hazards, critters and badges 🏜️

Releasing August 11th!

Cry out loud cover featuring arrows pointing to the cover reading folk, horror, timeless, love, story, Irish folklore, generational, trauma, time, travel, family, trauma banshees, LGBTQ plus issues

43 days til CRY OUT LOUD is out!

Coming September 16! After getting suspended from school, Nell is sent to live with her estranged relatives and finds out she's part of a deadly family tradition!
Preorder now or ask your local library to stock it for you! ✨💚

Swamp Traveler

an illustration of a person in a Victorian tea dress holding their hand up and hovering a big fleshy blob in the air

rituals around the house

Open Letter Relating to the UK Video Games Council - full version on our website https://www.gameworkers.co.uk/open-letter-regarding-the-uk-video-games-council/

We are incredibly disappointed by the Labour government's decision to seek advice from such a narrow segment of our industry. You can find our open letter here: www.gameworkers.co.uk/open-letter-...

The Parade - Gouache, 2024
An illustration I made for a sale at Gallery 9e Art, and ended up as their 2025 Ex-Libris :)

A strange, gargantuan skeletal figure squats on the ground, its bejeweled hands clasped together. Where its head should be is an obelisk of stone with skulls protruding from the surface. This obelisk is adorned by two rings, from which facsimiles of heavenly bodies dangle.

Memento Mori: The Monument.

#illustration #characterdesign

In case this isn't your special interest: Boardgame reviewers of all sizes react strongly negative to a new Harry Potter game.

Remember when Hogwarts Legacy released and at best videogames media had "JK was not involved in development" paragraphs. Meanwhile boardgames boycott *the entire publisher*

a digital drawing of a large green troll laying happily on their stomach in a field of grass. They have a big pink nose and large floppy ears. With one big hand it is petting a surprised/happy looking sheep. There are mountains and clouds in the background.

troll make little friend!!!

Illustration depicting Harry, the protagonist of the game Disco Elysium, falling. A crane is in the background. The image is inverted and Harry's pose is gracious, making him appear as if he's dancing.

Illustration depicting an investigation scene in the game Disco Elysium. Protagonists are seen from the perspective of the dead man they are inspecting, while getting insulted by the rascal Cuno.

Illustration depicting a scene late in the game Disco Elysium, where the protagonists are off on a boat to explore an islet. Camouflaged within the reeds near the viewer, the Insulidian Phasmid, a local cryptid, can be seen.

Illustration depicting a scene in Disco Elysium where the protagonists are dancing in a church. Raver Pete Andre can be seen dancing along them.

The summer sale at INPRNT is still going! My stuff is all 35% off.

These are some of my most sold prints #discoelysium

www.inprnt.com

Duckduckgo image search, now with AI blocking function

About time a search engine did this.
Picture research is time-consuming enough with also having to trawl through page after tedious page of false, redundant, pointless imagery claiming to be something it isn't.
#FuckAI #duckduckgo

RuPaul's Drag Race/RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE

#illustration
#oc
#一次創作

Out of interest, would anyone like to see a physical edition of Loco Motive?

We're always on the lookout for interesting collabs, and I think a 90s style 'big box' would go extremely hard.

Menu from the upcoming game Ghost of Yotei that uses a tapestry character illustrations instead of traditional buttons to show you which character has new dialogues and progressions in the game

I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS MENU, WHICH ONE OF YALL AT SUCKER PUNCH DID THE UX FOR THIS

2021 limited tone fantasy pet commission a tuxedo cat barbarian holds a chipped battle axe aloft and to their side as they dash through a forest

2021 limited tone fantasy pet commission a tabby cat in heavy armor lifts a mace aloft in victory over an enemy encampment

2021 limited tone fantasy pet commission a tabby cat in a read cloak sneaks through a city apartments window, pilfering pearls from a freshly unlocked drawer

rpg cat triptych (2021)

AND you had to attach those dildos to it YOURSELF like some kind of ANIMAL

once upon a time in Bohemia

Information System for OMÉK 1985, Agricultural Exposition. Spread from Pictogram Design, Yukio Ota, Kashiwashobo, 1987
designreviewed.com/artefacts/pi...

#pictogram #design #pictogramdesign #yukioota #graphicdesign #japan #japanesedesign #graphicdesign

Art imitates life 🙂‍↕️

Longing to make something silly with pals again tbh

2023 limited tone ttrpg fantasy commission in a fey forest, a fox adorned in gold offers you a white rabbit at its feet. a text box behind it repeats the question "Do you accept the pact?" elements of the forest appear similar to graphical glitches.

Do you accept the T̵͓̻̀h̷̳̙̔e̶̤̾ ̴̼̘̓͒P̸̫͑̂a̴͙̐c̶̰̿̍ţ̵͍̓̆? (2023)

2025 limited color fantasy pet portrait Two tuxedo cats toil away in a tavern. One cleans dishes behind the bar while another consults his notes and balances beers on a tray. The patrons have left playing cards, empty plates and glasses, and other objects around the rear of the bar, gathering in the front in drunken merriment.

2025 full color commission in a dense forest, a goblin hides behind a rock and summons with the aid of a spellbook 3 spectral birds. On the horizon, a giant white elk turns its gaze towards their hiding spot.

2025 limited color group commission Inside a smokey dining room aboard a river boat pirate ship, a group of adventurers blow off steam. From left to right, an anxious squirrel has drunken to excess, a spirited otter teases them and toasts. A paternalistic skunk with a metal arm scolds them, while a delirious herbalist rabbit offers a solution, and the groups tinkerer, a sparrow, sits with an impulse of a food fight within reach.

025 limited tone fantasy family portrait Two adventurers (and their cats) press forth in a water logged dungeon in orange and green. One holds a bow, with a cat toy tied to an arrow to direct the more playful of their two pets. The other adventurer holds his lazier cat aloft on a shifting scale.

looking to draw something from your favorite videogame, your rpg characters, fantasy pet portraits, and anything else you think would look sick as hell
email me at shaferbrownillus@gmail.com for rates and timeline

the first illustration I made for #smolderingconcrete back in 2023

Fyi I switched over to Deezer a few months back and it's:
🇫🇷 French owned
🎵 has a tool that imports all your Spotify liked songs and playlists (and does it in approx five mins)
💵 pays artists 2-3x better

Would recommend! Haven't had an issue with much music being missing at all.