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Thanks to Johnny for that walking simulator that masqueraded as an action movie.
Have a great week everyone. Stay safe.
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Mom's clanging pots and pans, making soup for the kids. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I actually kinda liked Carnosaur.
16.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone's in the kitchen with Dino. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinosauuuurrr. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This movie could’ve been an email 😂😂😂
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I've been in office meetings that were way more exciting than this movie and THIS has dinosaurs and guns. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Gads. Can you imagine a gun giving you ads when you're in a shootout?
16.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Def will do that!
16.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh sorry. For your weapons to work you have to upgrade to Stun Gun Plus. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now more than ever can I understand how birds evolved from dinosaurs...because THIS movie is a TURKEY!!! #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Crap. There's 20 min left in this thing. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0We've
lost
sight
of the
DINOSAUR
???
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So on my last acting gig, I used the Strasberg method to carry a plastic prop and walk slowly. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This project comes out of the same pool of funds Trump uses for his A.I. trolling videos. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:52 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are dinos supposed to have pouches now? How are they carrying the eggs? #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Waiting...waiting for my paycheck to clear. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's taking a walkies? #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dinosaurs, soldiers and explosions...and yet SOOOO DULL!!! #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These are second generation dinosaurs. They don't even know how to speak dinosaur. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Focus on what's right in front of you corporal.
HER CORPSE is right in front of me, SIR!
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So this movie came out in 2022. Aliens came out in 1986. It's decades later and filmmakers are STILL ripping it off. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep thinking the mother dinosaur's call translates as, "BOYS! GET YOUR ASSESS IN HERE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE. WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME!" #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jawing is less expensive than Jaws.
16.11.2025 01:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Wait...COMBAT TRAINING? Were you going to train them to use guns? #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 010 min in
16.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was this whole movie supposed to be taking place during "Golden Hour" or what? #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0THAT seems like a secure way to contain a T-Rex. #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why have a slot open for the heads to poke out of? #Riffotronic
16.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PBnJ singing off. #Riffotronic
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