a duh

the new pokemon game allows for misery expression like no other in the series

I watched joe pera do this successfully

keep the knife clean

put the butter in the toaster

if the toaster isn’t warm enough yet put it in the oven

now do Hot Bot (2016)

how does glaze conspire to yield such excellent surprises

one must imagine happyphus sissy

indoor parking garages are the old book smell of petrol scents

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A film that features James Urbaniak meditating on the dangers of “bio-gender warfare” presents endless opportunities

A still from the film Teknolust displaying a movie user interface with a “spermometer” and text that warns of low levels of x chromosomes

fascinated tonight by Teknolust. Viewing this many Tilda Swintons injecting sperm into their hands feels like having your first lucid thought after breaking a severe fever.

*continuing camera discourse* we as a society have neglected the potential of the hot shoe attachment. Make it blow bubbles when I press the shutter or something. You know how guitar people are always buying weird pedals? Like that

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to have an invalid handle

Zardoz, the false god represented by a floating stone head, is hovering low above highway 15-501 going in the wrong direction.

zardoz heeds no traffic law

my friends are all helpful hunks and I intend to keep them fed and strong

you put to words perfectly my Segrada experience yesterday afternoon

Gaudi feels like the last well known artist to have a truly compelling and spiritual vision of Catholicism tbh

There was a time in America when you could be named Boz Scaggs

going to stop all my car buying activity in support of the coming UAW strike because I am kind of a labor hero

gotta make more room for proud-of-my-wife posting

tim rogers voice “They never made the Konami code work for having a good 9th birthday party”

creating an ecological missed connection by giving fireflies tiny blackout curtains and other unlit bugs personal lantern backpacks

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I’ve been informed that today in Berlin we are to chase a big parade balloon labelled Welt along Glinkastraße and wait for the heatstroke to set in

a row of four stationary trams in a tramyard with hand-drawn hearts overlaid proclaiming love for these paragons of light rail

do you fire in there too

text bordered by repeated chibi characters that reads “home along on a fridey night? juts remember… YOUR AWWESOME!”

fridey night 😌

me, 12 years old: i love going on the computer

me, 29 years old: i still love going on the computer