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Amphibiophile ๐ธ. Data-droid.
I've written things I've never read. Deadlines, man.
17.02.2026 03:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Indiana Jones gave them the Ark of the Covenant as a wedding gift, and they lived in the Arc de Triomphe.
17.02.2026 02:54 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My theory.... a-HEM ... They're all reading the same talking point, and the staffer that originally wrote it has no concept of units of measure.
15.02.2026 23:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This was an age test, right?
15.02.2026 23:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To be fair, her JD is from Stetson: which is one of the top 5 law schools in Florida, trailing only Florida, FSU, Florida International and Miami. It's the Harvard of the Tampa-St. Pete metro area!
14.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Streets of San Francisco theme is now playing on a loop in my head.
14.02.2026 10:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who did this? Fantasizing that it's a data scientist, laid off by DOGE, who suddenly had a lot of time on his hands.
14.02.2026 00:21 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Trumpโs EPA canโt simply erase climate change โ and weโll all pay the price" | My op-ed with Bob Ward in @sfchronicle.com: www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
13.02.2026 20:46 โ ๐ 291 ๐ 120 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 9CCL's statement on the regime vetoing science.
13.02.2026 20:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐......๐.....๐
13.02.2026 18:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0RIP to the "What about China?" talking point.
12.02.2026 23:00 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Trump also announced that:
- Earth is 4,000 years old
- Blood-letting cures most diseases
- perpetual motion is possible
"President Trump on Thursday announced he was erasing the scientific finding that climate change endangers human health and the environment."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/c...
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
12.02.2026 18:56 โ ๐ 14372 ๐ 2008 ๐ฌ 563 ๐ 192Post of the day, right there.
12.02.2026 17:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hmm, what blue city, nowhere near a border, will they surge next?
12.02.2026 16:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gotta staff those new detention centers, right Tommy bag-o-cash?
12.02.2026 16:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Other than a canned talking point for the Sunday morning news show rounds, I don't think they give a Fโโฌ# about precedent set by Biden.
12.02.2026 07:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrongโTrump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.
12.02.2026 04:54 โ ๐ 1220 ๐ 142 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 8Thank.....YOU!
12.02.2026 06:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watched it live. Disgusting! But in terms of joke writing, DG? Slow Clap! ๐...... ๐..... ๐
11.02.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
11.02.2026 17:15 โ ๐ 40463 ๐ 13805 ๐ฌ 1375 ๐ 900JFC
10.02.2026 06:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Post a banger that's not in English
youtu.be/vWwJA1b2l7g?...
The destruction of planet Alderaan was resoundingly condemned by the vast majority of the galaxy. That of the galactic empire was more muted.
09.02.2026 22:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's a little pitchy dawg. I'm a no.
09.02.2026 20:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Before I go upstairs, know that I have a Ring camera down there."
09.02.2026 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Old enough, but my knee jerk disdain for Collinsworth prevented me from getting the reference.
09.02.2026 01:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0