Chris LUFC

500 days.

My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good

Del Boy Trotter says people without the Inframax Deep Penetration Massager will be at a disadvantage in the future.

Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League Official Fantasy Premier League 2025/26. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

Created an #lufc Bluesky league for FPL folk.

No prize, just pride and bragging.

No rules about picking no Man United etc.

Just fun.

fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...

I used to have time for defeatism on this subject and then after 2 weeks of lockdown the canals of venice were clear enough to see fish and the dolphins were back in the Ganga so yeah, the climate doomerism also now feels like an op

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second:

one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable

that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

you can actually change this - you can snooze posts from content you don't follow for 30 days. you have to keep doing this but it DRASTICALLY improves the experience

a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film. in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, “It’s a PNG, I swear!” in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered ‘transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, “You’re lying!”

actually unreal how funny this image is

A row of gashapon machines

Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

Still from an episode of Columbo. He is is a restaurant kitchen next to a woman in red. Closed caption reads “That smells like beef. Is that beef?”

Same as before, Columbo in a kitchen with the woman in a red outfit. He’s leaning over the gas hob. Closed caption reads: “That’s beef.”

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.

Light as a feather, smorg as a board

all of these people look like they fell out of different animes. #Eurovision

On Big Jack’s birthday, a reminder of one of the great football images of all time.

BBC article snippet saying that there are 40,000 people in St Peter’s Square to see the presentation of the new Pope

Leeds would have taken more.

#LUFC

UK government admits almost no evidence nature protections block development Whitehall analysis provides no data or research to support the government argument that environmental legislation holds up building There is very little evidence that protections for nature are a blocker to development, the government has admitted in its own impact assessment of the controversial new planning and infrastructure bill. The analysis by Whitehall officials provides no data or research to back up the government’s central argument that it is environmental legislation that holds up building. Continue reading...

UK government admits almost no evidence nature protections block development

From a mother to her daughter ❤️

What I love even more is that Harriet couldn’t walk 3 years ago, due to illness/disability.

UK weather live: Record broken for warmest start to May, Met Office confirms Most of England and Wales are sweating it out, but it's expected to get cooler across Scotland and Northern Ireland.

🚨It's been the UK's hottest May 1 ever recorded, and not a single mention of climate change in this BBC coverage. Also nothing about climate change in the BBC Radio 4 bulletin tonight on the same subject.

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

Hah! Yeah, never even had a problem when we were in the PL, price you pay for following a club like ours I guess..!

That's what I'm hoping for! Very much used to sitting on my own - exchange tickets are often my only option

Jealous! I've been checking the exchange about 30 times per day since it opened and still not seen anything! Enjoy, the atmosphere will be magic #lufc

⏸️ Not bad, that.

Happy Easter #lufc

So what happens if you take the potential outcome of the next Leeds and Sheffield matches and then use the bookies odds as a proxy for likely outcome

46% chance of results meaning Leeds go up on Easter Monday

@riotbadger.bsky.social

(Other algorithms are available)

YOU USING AI STARTER KIT, mocking the action figure trend with dude in prison garb.

Yep, don't use generative AI, and especially not to feed your nascent narcissism. By: www.lorenzodalessandro.com

Picture of Morrison's "Mrs Unis Haggis Pakora with a spicy chilli dip"

I defy anyone to look at this and still say integration isn't working in the UK.

We're definitely not trying to win, that's for sure

Where's the replay for that? Not a foul? #lufc

On the pitch, you need that hunger…

Feathers McGraw (a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat, or a chicken depending on who you ask) stands outside the entrance of The Museum of English Rural Life.

we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience