Brain tells me him missing means bad news but my heart tells me we've missed other key players before and got results...

That would be perfect him running amok. Look at what you could have won...

I really enjoy the idea Roy Keane's narrative is basically 'only an egg in a pan would understand how to cook eggs'.

I wondered if he was wrong footed or just saw the bend and thought it was going wide. Or just completely got done.

Finally a challenger for the Turing Test

Annoying Palace winning but looking at the table it's still fairly bunched up around Leeds. Can see us lifting out of danger relatively easily #lufc

I get that, but it increasingly feels closer.

This is what shouting is for.

Down to 3.8% chance of relegation after last night's game according to Opta #lufc

Isn't Alfie Cresswell a forward?

The lovechild of Nick Griffin and Nick Griffin

Shame really because he did really well at Hull, he'd be another coach ruined by a disaster of a project like Chelsea.

Hearing what he said about gloves I'd imagine he wears glasses without needing to so players are reminded he's noticing them.

According to their final table prediction Opta 35 would be enough to survive.

I'd have been quite happy with him for the right price but this makes me think it was better not to get hopes up bsky.app/profile/scot...

Is Orta back?

I think theirs will also have increased

Stats fans will be happy to know our relegation probability went from nine and a bit percent to just over 10 after yesterday's loss. West Ham's is currently 83%. #lufc

Hopefully Friday shows Forest are not one of those teams and that last time was just luck.

Cupping his ears to the home crowd was a bold move

This looks fun. I'd love to know if the league is really strict or everyone's corrupt.

I wonder what the golden ratio of wages to tip the balance towards playing and living in the East Midlands rather than Milan.

What's there about a poor attitude? Looks to me like he got done over by Maresca.

Last minute agent nonsense trying to push up the bid from Leeds?

Champions again olé olé

I hope you include analysis of his high rate of expected tantrums

Common misconception it's oil, they actually wrap him in cling film.

Not necessarily a bad thing

I thought there were supposed to be restrictions on pyros at the game last night?

Was thinking more Lazarus from last night