grace!

is the plural of fish fishi

i make dad jokes because im a groan adult

every single big tobacco executive should be tried and charged for crimes against humanity ill actually die on this hill

ive got a really good Tommy Wiseau impression you should really hear it
its like he's in the room

crazy

IG em_clarkson

read this in pirate voice

too many microfilaments got me Actin up

(benson boone voice)
lyrical! miracle!
oh, baby, 'cause once you know, once you know
my love is so spiritual! individual!!

philthy defranko

alright y'all I've cracked it here's a scientifically proven formula to write lyrics exactly like cameron winter:

subject + verb (transitive) + indirect object + direct object

bonus points if feet are involved

YouTube video by NPR Music 31 Minutos: Tiny Desk Concert

they got 31 Minutos on Tiny Desk and it RULES. the english caption localizations of the puns is great. plus the camouflage outfits for the humans, and the pianist, who faces away from the camera, wears a cardboard cutout of his own face on the back of his head. A+

yeah sure

new ford f one fifty

this shit is so easy

512 giga byte usb stick

cameron winter cameron winter cameron

joke of bart simpson (RUDE)

the actual thing is "do you really mean that" which i think sucks aaaaaass

hey
dude
stop
that
please

now youve willed it into existence and deserve nothing but the consequences

scared the shit out of me the first part of the tweet made it sound like shes dead

makeup? yeah pixar did that

all correlation is because of causation

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

felt i should tweet this

how dare you call me stinky ill have you know my dad works at the ol' factory

better oblivion studio apartment