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If you accept the premise that the universe is infinite, then not necessarily…

It’s “hanged”, for starters, but that barely begins to identify what’s wrong with this…

He clearly doesn’t rate Salvesen. Such a shame - I think there’s a player there.

Hanged. Although given recent revelations…

And yet VAR not allowed to overturn that ridiculous red card. Madness.

Keep on with the good fight. Amazing knitwear too 👊

Giving Alan Partridge “Dan, Dan…” vibes. One for the Brits… 🇬🇧

*strangers

I wish…

Can’t leave Langås out. He’s our best player. First name on the team sheet for me, if fully fit.

When this is all over (he says, very optimistically) is there the possibility that Hegseth gets recalled to active service, and either court martialled or sent to clean toilets in the back of beyond for the rest of his days?

Two changes. Elder in for Fozzy too.

Azerbaijan and Albania!

Told them “I didn’t think you could be so far apart”

Hahahahaha!!!

The absence of Antony Szmierek from the Mercury nominations is as baffling as it is unjust.

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

*practise

Repping @weare1of100.bsky.social again at my annual trip to All Points East. This year it’s the magical Lawne tee, to see the similarly great @barrycantswim.bsky.social

Foz absolutely had to start tonight. He is our second best available defender, after Clarke. By a considerable margin.

A Tale of 1.33 Cities

And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.

Sacha and Digweed Renaissance
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I still have the triple CD somewhere

Looking forward to discovering the 39 debut albums that are better than this one…

Absolutely this 🎯

(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)

No Björk FFS

Similar genre to “I know quinoa-t you did last summer”, but 1000% better.

Suspirulina is genius!

I can’t recommend @weare1of100.bsky.social and Richie highly enough. Amazing products, both in terms of quality and story. If authenticity and values matter to you as much as music and fashion, check them out asap.

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