They've removed the golf clubs from dad.

It's the alignment in a few weeks of all the planets on a line apparently, they'll really wig themselves out over this.

They should combine Curling with Speed Skating in a gigantic mash up.

Navy SEALS use box breathing to stay calm & intensely focused during stressful situations.

3 times per day for 5 minutes each will exponentially reduce stress levels.

This is my old violin.
I gave Yehudi Menuhin.

A nice old president, with a dog will do. Is Michael Collins available now his tenure in Ireland is up.?

I know several over 70 yr olds in my small village, who use weed occasionally, to take the edge off their health.

Still on BBC Scotland, tonight I think.

The P.S is just (chef's kiss).

A Labour vote in Gorton and Denton risks letting Reform in. Don't split the vote, do the sensible thing and vote Green...

Too soon.? 😂

I think if/when William becomes King, he'll be even more severe on his traitorous uncle.

The Peace President…..

He'll get a lot of that in the slammer.

R v Randy Andy.?
Loud Sniggering.
Silence in Court.

I reckon he'll get Tagged under house arrest, rather than prison. Exile may not be an option, as he could continue to embarrass his family.

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

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Glasgow Central Station with the WECLOME Mat, just today though.

Fergie driving him in a clapped out Nissan Micra

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Being arrested on its own probably won't.
Being charged and found guilt will. Is the cell in the Tower free. Fergie won't find any toe sucking accountants where she's going.