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Sketch comedian, improviser, copy editor, short fiction writer. They/them. The one who hoovs.

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Elon Musk tried to be real-life Tony Stark by fucking around w/ ai & trying to go to space like Reed Richards and instead heโ€™s just become Hank Pym, the abusive ex-husband who will always be remembered as the creator of Ultron but for sex predators. What a revoltinโ€™ development.

15.02.2026 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.alternet.org Multiple warning signs suggest trouble ahead for Trump โ€” and the GOP

Multiple warning signs suggest trouble ahead for Trump โ€” and the GOP

15.02.2026 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thereโ€™s such a thing as too metal.

12.12.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assume heโ€™s late because theyโ€™re figuring out a new form of corruption

12.12.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weโ€™re forming a team ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

12.12.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Democrats are leaking photos feom Epstein Island

Who the fuck keeps a photo like this on their desk?

12.12.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Gov. Greg Abbott sits beside Turning Point USA representatives at an outdoor press event, announcing a partnership to expand TPUSA chapters to every Texas high school.

Gov. Greg Abbott sits beside Turning Point USA representatives at an outdoor press event, announcing a partnership to expand TPUSA chapters to every Texas high school.

Parents donโ€™t want politics in their schools, Greg.

12.12.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2188    ๐Ÿ” 463    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 313    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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www.rawstory.com 'Enough': Coordinated strikes accuse US giant of shocking labor violations

'Enough': Coordinated strikes accuse US giant of shocking labor violations

29.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He referenced it on Weekend Update and did a dead-joke and I canโ€™t even remember the rest of it becauseโ€ฆwho cares anymore? Heโ€™s just parody of himself. But not snl parody. Heโ€™s like something youโ€™d see on The Boys.

20.11.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this."

Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS."

Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?"

Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.

19.11.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8114    ๐Ÿ” 1342    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Yโ€™ever think, โ€œIโ€™d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child laborโ€? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.

23.09.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this.

You're welcome

16.09.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27181    ๐Ÿ” 10758    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1463    ๐Ÿ“Œ 715
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This was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. Thatโ€™s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.

16.09.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#QuoteOfTheDay
#Quotes #Pinks

11.09.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Now make God Laugh.

11.09.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s hard to insult magaโ€™s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.

08.09.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign now to take action against Trump's transphobic attacks Trumpโ€™s anti-trans agenda is clear: stripping protections, banning gender-affirming care & forcing trans women into menโ€™s prisons. California can fight back with SB 59 to protect trans privacy! Sign n...

I just signed Jupiter's petition with All Out that could really change things for LGBT+ people. Add your name and join me in the fight for LGBT+ rights! a.allout.org/s/vLZpy/

06.08.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kimmel BURIES CBS and TRUMP Over Colbert Firing
YouTube video by Really American Kimmel BURIES CBS and TRUMP Over Colbert Firing

youtube.com/watch?v=Mwu3...

19.07.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Twitter misses yelling at us.

11.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Tell Warner Bros: Stop Funding Hate on X. Pull your ads.

chng.it/4BgFQWP26s

11.07.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unmask ICE.

09.07.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3688    ๐Ÿ” 1168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 278    ๐Ÿ“Œ 105

Our alliance with Ukraine kept us informed about the latest military technology. Itโ€™s important for the Chinese to understand that we no longer care about any of that.

by Elbridge Colby

09.07.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Senator Brad Lander sounds phenomenal to me.

10.07.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, itโ€™s very clear who is assaulting whom.

09.07.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 538    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."

screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."

he's right and he's right to say it

25.06.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33834    ๐Ÿ” 6469    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171

Wow! I sure feel both freer and safer!

25.06.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3576    ๐Ÿ” 700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

26.06.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5861    ๐Ÿ” 1062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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What an absolute shit show.

26.06.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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