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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธGender Pirate๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Ruiner of Free Nations ๐Ÿค˜ #1 Arakni Fangirl ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ Captain of Team Lightningโšก Cog Enthusiast โš™๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ She/Her

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The yearning is intense today. ๐Ÿ˜”

24.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI gets people killed while "supporting healthcare" so...no.

23.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just got banned from Instagram because I call out nazis and transphobes, so I'm wearing that as a badge of honour!

23.02.2026 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol my instagram account was disabled. All I do there is send cute posts to my partner, call out nazis, and defend the transgender community. I'm not surprised that being a leftist tranny "violates community standards".

Fuck Meta.

23.02.2026 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Marco, is it possible for you to add shadows to signatures after the fact? I got a bunch of cards and a playmat signed by you in Edmonton last year, but my budget was tight so I opted not to get shadows done but I really wish I had. I was thinking about sending them to MTL with a friend, though.

22.02.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have outdone yourself! This is gorgeous!

22.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a cat checkpoint! Show me the most recent cat pic on your phone!

21.02.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey now! I realized that I hadn't actually finished building my deck in paper and was scrambling late last night to get it ready, only to realize that I'm missing a couple of cards. So, I was panicking a bit and halfway to buying a precon and rocking that anyway ๐Ÿคฃ

21.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have some CC reps, but it's been a while obviously lol

I'll stick to Rhinar, though :P

21.02.2026 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looooooove this art!

21.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmmm, my sage PQ is in 11 hours...last minute pivot?? ๐Ÿคช

21.02.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming from other decks, the trick to RKO is keep his life total lower than yours, which requires a mix of careful blocking and offensive explosiveness with disruption. If he's on smallish hands with a lower life total, he has a really hard time generating value.

20.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're going after the UCP here in Alberta?

20.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that there are no gifs or screenshots of Dick Turpin's tiny, medieval sewing machine is a crime. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

20.02.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why Trump has been seeding the Supreme Court with lifetime appointments for his cronies.

20.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Objectivity? In Trump's administration? We should be so lucky!

20.02.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

+1 for the chomchom! My vacuum has a mini roller head with rubber "brushes" that was designed for cat hair and it doesn't work for shit. The chomchom kicks ass, though!

20.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I brought the Ixhel precon, unmodified, to my commander night. I got absolutely swarmed by all 3 opponents, and died very quickly. They mysteriously were never able to play commander again. ๐Ÿ™„

20.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've been reprinting these cards as they deem necessary, and slowing down most likely means they'll sprinkle some into expansion slots here and there, like they did with C&C a year ago.

PEN is 1-and-done like most sets, but there's a TON of it yet to be opened. I'm sure things will be fine.

20.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't play magic anymore so that's as relatable as this gets for me lol

19.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still have my first deck box, and it's this cheap plastic thing with the Royal Assassin artwork on it and a silly velcro closure.

19.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Space Data Centers Are Dumb.
YouTube video by Kyle Hill Space Data Centers Are Dumb.

I think @khill.bsky.social forgot about us over here, but his new video is both very funny *and* EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.

AI DATA CENTRES IN SPACE ***WILL NOT WORK AT ALL***. IT IS ***VERY STUPID SHAREHOLDER-PLACATING NONSENSE***

youtu.be/-w6G7VEwNq0?...

19.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close up of a box containing a vial of estradiol valerate. A sticker on the box reads "HAZARDOUS DRUGS"

A close up of a box containing a vial of estradiol valerate. A sticker on the box reads "HAZARDOUS DRUGS"

Estrogen is hazardous...

...to THE PATRIARCHY!!

Get fucked, establishment!

19.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Digital ID/Age verification is a disaster. All it does is provide another avenue for governments to "legally" censor content and control what you're allowed to see.

This. Ain't. It.

17.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parents educating their kids? In this economy??

17.02.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fear Factory's Genexus might just be one of the best metal albums ever written*

*In my opinion, don't come at me

17.02.2026 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BRB going to Denny's to inscribe sigils on my pancakes with maple syrup.

17.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Project Blue was public over 18 months ago, and was undergoing development and internal testing long before that, of course. It was officially announced as Silver Age middle of last year.

Lead time on a set is 18-24 months.

17.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They certainly don't feel very legendary when there's four of the same character in the set.

17.02.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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