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Ree the Magistrate of Incest Valhalla

@ogreesetti.bsky.social

The original idiot, the catalyst fool. Call me Ree, or Reese if some folks are to be believed. He/Him

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Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

18.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12644    ๐Ÿ” 2562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
A man stood outside a low poly car dealership with pokemon rumble spheals outside with a game message pop up that says "low poly spheals are better for the environment, so I recommend you buy one."

A man stood outside a low poly car dealership with pokemon rumble spheals outside with a game message pop up that says "low poly spheals are better for the environment, so I recommend you buy one."

18.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 963    ๐Ÿ” 285    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My fucking legs get knocked out from under me as you crash into my shins. There's definitely a fracture or two

18.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I snap my head around, glancing in fear as I hear rapid skittering from shadow to shadow

18.02.2026 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this guy.

18.02.2026 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 173    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The tiniest of nuts awaits the dumb fucks that crutch themselves with ai. Cashews will put them to shame

18.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ho-lee Shit. This is phenomenally good news. Department of Education rolls backโ€” for nowโ€” its attempts to destroy Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Accessibility initiatives. Keep an eye on them, of course, and watch for the hidden knife, always, but for now: Fantastic news.

18.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4316    ๐Ÿ” 1014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
18.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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thinking about mario 64 skyboxes today

18.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HER

18.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I fuckin love video game dialogue man.

18.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, โ€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!โ€ Panel 2: her boyfriend says, โ€œwhat? That canโ€™t be rightโ€ฆโ€ Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. Itโ€™s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, โ€œoh dangโ€

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple walking through a busy zoo. The girl says, โ€œcome on! They have the monkey that looks like Mao Zedong!โ€ Panel 2: her boyfriend says, โ€œwhat? That canโ€™t be rightโ€ฆโ€ Panel 3: a little marmoset clings to a mossy branch. Itโ€™s the spitting image of Mao Zedong. The boyfriend says, โ€œoh dangโ€

18.02.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3455    ๐Ÿ” 537    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Lil Gator good, many smiles and laughs and some REALLY fun movement. Exceptionally good movement

18.02.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The C in cat stands for chitter!

18.02.2026 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, let me update because this has become a bit more URGENT.

My grandparents are likely to lose the house due to them not affording it before June (also a pending divorce which may be even earlier). We are at 144/1500 so literally ANYTHING will help.

We might have to move by April/May...

17.02.2026 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
18+, paypal or kofi only, usd only
reposts and shares appreciated

18+, paypal or kofi only, usd only reposts and shares appreciated

i need to refill my anti seizure meds this week (~$100 CAD) and i'm a little short ;_; i still have characters for sale on my toyhouse - all prices are flexible ๐Ÿฉท message me here if interested! toyhou.se/fairyfur/cha...

17.02.2026 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TOO COOL

18.02.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is. Not fair.

Too fuckin cool

18.02.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some reason I didn't clock that vgc was a tournament, that's my bad

17.02.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weeehhh, I'd have to learn how to be competitive with pokemon which has never been an appeal of the games for me

17.02.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How spensive

17.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that's really good

17.02.2026 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just did this.

"Rude" is essentially a shadowban and is capriciously applied.

"Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."

Dudes, your CEO was shrieking "Waffles!" at people.

16.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2173    ๐Ÿ” 1055    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

That's it I hate women now

16.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking grabs you the FUCK YOU CHORTLIN FOR

16.02.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do so adore your expressions

16.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you laughing about chucklefuck

16.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a chimpanzee is standing on a dirt path with its arms outstretched ALT: a chimpanzee is standing on a dirt path with its arms outstretched

Come to Nebraska

16.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may not like my work environ, life may be miserable, the world may be burning and I may feel like shit. But I have steady money and dependable housing, so how miserable can I really be

I'm definitely lucky as hell for how consistent the important things in my life are

16.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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