PALL-E

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

Just waiting for them to make it illegal to watch the sound of music because it is anti-Nazi.

Interlull over
Alarm set for 6:15
Let’s gooooooooo💤

Everton agree Jack Grealish loan deal from Manchester City The England international, 29, made only 16 starts for City last season.

🚨 Everton reach agreement with Manchester City to sign Jack Grealish. Proposed deal for 29yo #MCFC winger season-long loan; details still need finalising. England int’l medical at #EFC being arranged for today 🚨

W/ @greggevans40.bsky.social @theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...

I was thinking about this yesterday with Darwin’s confirmed departure.

Virgil van Dijk is now the third top Liverpool scorer in the Reds’ squad.

Salah 245 Liverpool goals
Gakpo 41
Van Dijk 28
Jones 19

I’m not too concerned but there’s a lot of attacking relationships to bed in.

a man wearing a red shirt that says mtv on it is standing next to another man ALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says mtv on it is standing next to another man

It's the reverse Rob & Big

Gregg Berhalter's United States starting 11 versus Mexico in the 2021 Gold Cup final, which they won against Mexico. Turner Bello Robinson Sands Cannon Lletget Acosta Williamson Hoppe Arriola Zardes Graphic from Wikipedia.

It's true the #USMNT weren't at full strength for the 2025 Gold Cup, but for what it's worth, this was the team that started when the United States won the Gold Cup final against Mexico in 2021.

YouTube video by Box Chat "Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan

I know everyone's seen this but I just saw it again and I think it's the funniest thing ever recorded on a podcast youtu.be/GKfHcas_cZg?...

Why Are the SmartLess Guys Launching a Mobile Phone Company? Would you buy mobile coverage from the Bluth brothers and the owner of a Cher doll? SmartLess, one of the biggest podcasts on the planet, is hoping that you'll want to turn your casual listens of their show into a... Read more...

Why Are the SmartLess Guys Launching a Mobile Phone Company?

Yellow card for that?

This game looks like it ought to be taking place in Hong Kong in July.

Declan Rice has 10 assists in all competitions for Arsenal this season.

#IPSARS

It's Easter Sunday, a day when megachurches across the nation will put on shows that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars & pat themselves on that back for displays of wealth & public worship Jesus emphatically expressed disgust for.

He would have HATED you fascist money grubbing fucks 🥰

Head Start, an early childhood education program for low income families, is on the chopping block. Growing up, my own mom was an aide with the program; it’s helped countless young mothers, including the one who tells her story here.

www.kqed.org/news/1203596...

@ryanhunn.bsky.social Wonderful @arseblog.com appearance. Especially talking about how far we've come in a short space of time and everyone needing to pause and look around and take it in. Because this really didn't feel possible pretty recently, and that remains true no matter what happens next.

Bozeman, Montana and Casper, Wyoming—we’re finally coming your way!
Catch me and the legendary @emophilips.bsky.social on a mini tour hitting the last two states I’ve never performed in.
📍 May 15 – Bozeman at The Elm
📍 May 16 & 17 – Casper at The Rialto
Grab your tickets here: pattonoswalt.com/tour/

Elmore Leonard's entire canon as my interior monologue

Everyone Can Do That | Defector Listen, I will happily devour any article about Nikola Jokic. He’s my big special guy and every anecdote that gets published about him keeps a place in the most lovingly curated segment of my mind.…

Everyone can do that: defector.com/everyone-can...

Yes! Didn't realize he had it in him! 🍻

This is why what Arteta is doing is immense. It's slow going because the goals are massive and what he's building club wide is sustainable. (Winning the FA Cup in Year 1 was evidence of results over process.) #afc

It's six years since a Harry Kane-less Tottenham beat Man City in the Champions League, en route to the final. One of Mauricio Pochettino's finest nights ✨

Spurs have had six different managers since, including caretakers, and just two players remain. Success is fleeting, enjoy it while you can 🤍

No Mikel, you're supposed to choke Rudiger. #afc

RealMadrid Arsenal ChampionsLeague Endrick

Phone shop

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a line manager in a phone shop…

Depends on their surroundings

Handbrake Off: A show about Arsenal: Remontadahaha as Arsenal dismantle Madrid in Champions League Arsenal dominated Real Madrid to deservedly win 2-1 at the Bernabeu, dumping the holders out of the Champions League and marching on to the semi-finals.Hear what it was like in Madrid from Amy Lawr...

Here's your Real Madrid got smashed 5-1 by Arsenal edition of Handbrake Off!

Couldn't make the full show today sadly. but dipped in with a cameo outing...

What a great performance over two legs.

pod.fo/e/2c94a4

Trans people exist, they're beautiful, and Arsenal are going through tonight x

Remontadahahahah