Weird Al Swearengen

Not only is there high-level hockey being played by Chinese teams right now, but let me be the first to congratulate the next winner of the Stanley Cup, the Shanghai Dragons of the KHL.

I’m so glad you brought this to my attention. The Life Suite is really something.

I don’t think I agree. NBC consciously edited out the boos, but it seems like the political commentary by the performing acts went straight over the print media’s head because it was slightly less subtle than booing.

I watched the Turning Point USA halftime show (or technically, the watch-along livestream by Pat Finnerty of What Makes This Song Stink?) and I can definitively state that being able to understand all of the lyrics made me appreciate the music much less.

On the other hand, she achieved real athletic excellence, something he will never be able to do. How do you think he’ll cope with that?

I’ve been saying for years that Dinesh D’Souza is the dumbest public intellectual I’ve ever seen.

He was also a surprisingly good SNL host for someone whose native language isn’t English.

For sure. People could walk straight in, especially since it looks like a commercial space, like a quaint little shop.

It’s like outside is just another room in your house.

A *suspended* driver’s license, I’d believe.

I paid attention to this matter and these are the thanks I get?!

If Will Lewis had any honor, he would have retired like Budd Dwyer.

Included in this photo: noted union man Miles O’Brien.

If he cared about taxpayers, he’d learn to like the taste of spit.

Kim Mitchell wearing an assortment of silly novelty glasses in the video for “I Am a Wild Party.” He appears to be going for a soda in the first one.

When Elon inquires about the wildest party on the island.

Being underwater on Facebook, of all places, is a bad sign. He’s losing the boomer aunts.

I saw some actual stats on this recently, and you’re correct. From worst to best, as I recall, it goes baseball, hockey, football, basketball.

See also how Mike Johnson is second in line to the U.S. presidency and is somehow completely unfamiliar with any news story he’s asked about.

A female pop singer with the name of a male country singer.

Tell your kids we wouldn’t let him write for Golden Words either.

There have been a BUNCH of drive-by shootings at this one house in the otherwise-quiet neighborhood next to mine, about a five-minute drive away.

The suit jacket conceals it, but he’s also got really weird proportions to go with his asymmetry: a huge, blocky head on top of surprisingly narrow shoulders, a barrel chest and skinny arms. He’s like a dwarf ogre.

Robert Hegyes, especially if it’s in email correspondence purportedly sent by his mother.

Whoops—how’d that last one get in there?

Gavin Newsom meekly submitting to Ben Shapiro. Pathetic.

Gavin Newsom palling around with future right-wing martyr for five minutes Charlie Kirk

Gavin Newsom throwing away all of some unhoused person’s worldly possessions

Gavin Newsom cravenly holding up a toddler as a human shield to save himself from an assassin’s bullet. Just kidding—this is Martin Sheen as Greg Stillson in The Dead Zone. But admit it: You believed it for a second. That’s because you know in your heart what kind of a man Gavin Newsom is.

How about these, then? Will you vote for any of these?

He looks like Sloth from the Goonies at divorce court.

Look at how short his necktie is. It’s very silly!

A bunch of Smiths songs come to mind, but “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” is the very best.

Whitney has convinced herself she’s Jewish (her sister has no idea what she’s talking about), so I’m sure that’s the root of her animosity toward Miss Rachel.

Yeah, and she ended up making a groveling video apologizing after getting her ass handed to her.