bad poster tito

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Buying phoenix down from the Wawa

Please stop dragging me!! Now my daughter has seen your posts and even SHE has started making fun of me! I’m old and not as internet savvy as you, this isn’t FAIR

exile: does anyone want anything from the store

kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds

exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store

mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle

kreia: actually i will also have a coke

is that good

me: ran into The Penis Smasher last night

friend: oof did he uh? (claps hands together)

me: big time

Front Facing Kremling 'Donkey Kong Country: Rumble In The Jungle' Book

Front Facing Kremling
'Donkey Kong Country: Rumble In The Jungle'
Book

CNN chyron: “group chat fallout”

when i text friends about fred durst before 9 am

A horny text chain message that reads: “Hola Department of DICKFENSE studs! 💪💪💪 Are you ready to drop some LOADS 💣 on some real YE-MEN 🕺🕺🕺Let’s CUM TOGETHER 👬💦 and teach those HOTTIE HOUTHIS 🥵🥵🥵a lesson in international DICKPLOMACY 🍆🍆🌎🌍🌏 and send them running back to their masters in the Islamic REPUBLICK 👅👅👅 of Iran! Send this to five of your SLUTTIEST 💅💅 SOLDIERS to make sure we stick it LONG AND HARD 🍆🍆🍆🍆 to those Islamists!”

I also received war plans accidentally texted to me by the Trump administration, and its contents are shocking

What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture?

You can tell Kendrick’s performance was based off of playstation because he was playing no games last night

Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann When I troll those who argue in bad faith, I either try to piss them off or act stupid. This causes the ego of my opponents to override their ability to reason, to the point of them revealing not only their true position but also falling into the very traps they've set for me.

i do this, as well

*extremely in an elevator voice* hello

yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts

Epic gift alert: Joe Burrow gifted his offensive linemen authentic Japanese Katana swords.

Each sword comes with its own story, from certain towns or battles. He put them in a room and each picked one.

LT Orlando Brown: “The fact that he bought me a sword, it’s the most ancient form of respect.”

this place has a lot more than 140 characters if you ask me!

what about the body?

great body…

the DEAD body

nicholas florko

Tim, I know a burner account when I see one

i don’t listen to audiobooks so i guess spotify took a look at my listening history and said “yeah you should check these out”

guy who’s osakapilled

are you geared sufficiently

me: i worry the internet has made each of us feel like a pundit, like we must triangulate opinions to match some imagined consensus rather than behaving as one singular constituent, speaking and voting based on our own beliefs and counting on others to do the same

my son, holding an apple: bapple

meme titled "some of y'all would melt down in this situation" with six labeled illustrations: illuminated manuscripts, gruel, tonsures, man-made hermit caves, kevin of glendalough, and demonizing the isle's pagans.

ok. maybe try it yourself? important to open yourself to new experiences

Chumbox ad from some garbage site called "LifeHack Guru" that says "Slip a Marble into Your Jar of Peanut Butter, Here's Why". Photo of a marble in a jar of peanut butter, as advertised

Big Heimlich will stop at nothing

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.