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oh my god. please don’t

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

A woman wears huge sunglasses and a lace glove. Text: My doctor looks like this. Want to know how? I started an account on MyFabulousMD. My captivating GP buoys my incredible lifestyle. (my stunning medical doctor eliminates insults to the body)

"the perfect is the enemy of the good" mainly comes up when the "good" thing on offer is extremely not good

I loved reading this. I didn't know Dan well, but this showed me that the weird little friendship I had with him over the years was part of a huge tapestry of weird friendships. He found something we both loved, he zeroed in on it, and he used it as a way to keep in touch for 15 years.

Chart C49 May 95 : 1838s

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

Even considering that the world was a different place in 1971 and culture moved more slowly, and even considering his age at the time and how time seems different when we’re younger, I bet it hadn’t really been that long a time since Robert Plant rock and rolled

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

here's a summary of my political views: if you're younger than me, you don't know shit. if you're older than me, you're stuck in the past. and if you're my age, the bitch fell off

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

fyad was 95% saying that one guy was old and had a pool and that another guy had a bike and a long face and 5% telling people they weren’t funny and the latter has psychically traumatized entire generations into thinking it’s responsible for the modern internet

Live and Kicking 2001 : 1s

That’s beautiful

Thanks Luke, that is nice of you to say. I think the last thing I wrote was the Snoop Dogg thing with Dan in 2022 that never ran. I'll post it someday.

(also I don't have a website or a newspaper anymore so I want to apologize if Medium is the place people go to post racist infographics about raw milk now or something)

I Was Stoked To Collaborate With Dan McQuade A couple days ago, I heard the terrible news that the writer Dan McQuade passed away. I’ve read some great tributes to him from people…

In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.

knowing that being rude carries the extra delight of making some twerp click a button really doubles the impact of being rude

Announcing the new book from one of the greatest music writers of his generation, @simonreynolds.bsky.social

Still in a Dream, out this June, is the definitive story of the slackers and shoegazers who reinvented rock, as the music they created reverberated through the late 80s into the early 90s.

there are some sun kil moon albums i would like to enjoy without complication

I really, really liked Dan. We've been DMing each other bad press release quotes for at least a decade. He was the only other person on earth who seemed to properly appreciate a bad Snoop Dogg quote in a press release.

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

I'm hearing reports that Greg Bovino has been reassigned to Lake Wobegon

before everyone barks up the wrong tree, I just want to let everyone know that the reddit account "cousinsucker1977" is actually mine

A single tear of Democrat pride rolls down my cheek as I'm pinned and then executed face down in a gutter, but now my killers have barely-visible QR codes on their vests

MicallefLanesChicken : 4s

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle