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I’m going to go degauss my dishwasher

just the fact that chefs are out there every day putting it all on the line... that's what gave me the courage to write the one-pan chili casserole recipe on the back of this pasta box

one of my favorite pieces of stupid marketing language i've seen a lot in the past few years is "chef-inspired recipes"... the very existence of chefs has stirred my passion to craft this airline cracker and cheese snack box

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Dry the Rain by the Beta Band, I'd sell 5 copies of The Three EPs every time they put me in.

i’m fine by the way. i didn’t have covid it was a fraternity hazing

i just had to take paxlovid for five days and each dose consisted of three reeking capsules, horrid little things, that smelled and tasted like batteries dissolved in a heavy smoker's urine, and which made your mouth taste like that for 12 hours, and i would say those were crapsules

the detestable Abby Cadabby, creative downfall of the once-beloved program Sesame Street

THREAD: While most commentary has framed the struggles of Sesame Street as a business story or even a political one, no serious analysis should ignore the creative problems introduced by Abby, a "Mary Sue" character whose unlimited magical powers put the series into a storytelling tailspin (1/58)

today's new guy is ready to explore the frontiers of human experience

A man who looks like a cross between basically every silent film comedian. His name is Charles Dorety. His credit is listed as "Stunned Pepperino Eater (uncredit..."

The 5.8 words every girl wants to hear

Cheers to these fellas. Even if I had my five rowdiest friends with me, I don't think we could put down more than like 128,000 beers total in one night

Do you remember the game Descent to Undermountain that was a very bad D&D RPG based on the Descent engine

I genuinely can’t remember when I moved to mouselook but it was probably Quake 2 or Jedi Knight (great game)

I guess that’s exactly how they knew how to target you

deciding whether you REALLY need the mouse for this game or if you can unload the driver to save a few kb

Before this, every arcade cabinet required four Atari employees to operate the ghosts.

watch as maga operative invents the mental kickflip on live tv

I was chatting with my mom on Facebook (sorry, moms still use it) and told her that I had COVID and Meta AI very helpfully offered to remind me about my next message

i just saw billy joel at the grocery store suck a grape up one nostril and then blow it out the other and back into the grape pile. it’s not in the documentary that just came out because it just happened. the grape was purple

that's my personal sports highlight too (I was on the other team)

I'm the first chair violinist in the London Philharmonic Orchestra

To me “I appreciate you” is classic crazy ass white boy language. Like if you hold the door open for a wiry guy with neck tattoos while he shoplifts a John Cena Funko Pop from Ross, you will definitely get an “ I appreciate you dogg”

I don’t think so… sounds like an @osullyville.bsky.social to me

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you want to make some real money?

I bet if I got some steel wool and Celotex and maybe some beeswax for a final coat I could turn this into an extremely productive 10-ply orgone accumulator... it would pay for itself within 5 years

Thank you for the correction, I previously believed that Hulk Hogan was literally in heaven, and I fully intended my totally serious post to be interpreted in the most literal possible way by drive-by weirdo reply guys. Please keep up the good work.

Money in the Bank The story of pro wrestling in the twentieth century is the story of American capitalism.

Over a decade ago (!) I wrote an article about labor exploitation in pro wrestling, a sport I knew nothing about. It was supposed to be 1,000 words, but as I dug into it, it became a much longer piece, in which one of the main villains was union-crushing star Hulk Hogan: jacobin.com/2014/08/mone...

Hulk is home with his fellow wrestlers Dustin Diamond and Verne Troyer now... and heaven is putting together one heck of a sex tape ❤️

waking up my grouchy son and going "no smiles for daddy?" exactly like snoop dogg going "the east coast aint got no love for death row??" at the 1995 source awards