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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier

these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds

the problem with this website is it should be a viable twitter alternative but the vibe is too much gen x facebook and frankly it makes me so depressed

Movies used to be about men solving problems with their fists. Nowadays men get fisted on camera. I think I torrented the wrong file

I did my first "Sounds interesting, let's touch base after the holidays" today, and it felt great. Did not specify that I meant Easter. They'll figure it out.

Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people Panel 1: A grayscale person covered in brown stains and surrounded by flies is saying: "If you don't let me into your house right now you are suppressing my free speech. You need to debate me in the free marketplace of ideas if there is some disagreement you believe is relevant here." Panel 2: From a different angle we see that the shit person is talking to a green person, who has their hand on a door. Green: "You are smeared in your own shit. So no. Absolutely not." Shit: "But I haven't even smeared shit in your apartment yet!" Panel 3: The green person slams the door. Shit: "What an absolute disgrace. This is exactly why I need to bring my friends here so we can smear shit all over the place."

disgrace

people in the media are always like "this country is too divided. we need to come together and find common ground" and then when that happened this week they all started sobbing and saying "nooo not like that!!"

the thing about “eat the rich” is that it’s a reasonable thing to advocate for as a justified response because THE RICH ARE ALREADY EATING US. they make us break our bodies to line their pockets until we burn out and die before our time. we can all look up life expectancy by net worth!

Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

#birdbot

this is something right wing evangelicals actually preach from the pulpit

watching that Netflix documentary about Jon-Benet Ramsey and i feel like everyone involved in making child beauty pageants exist should be in prison

it's a fine game i just can't get over the betrayal of it not being sonic adventure 3

THINGS/LODECO.GIF

I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s

genie: (doing my laundry) this is bullshit

#birdbot

Eric Williams: “British historians write almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it.”

People always ask you to extend empathy to the most evil fucks in the world. I hope Dennis Prager gets everything he's wished upon gay and trans people his entire career

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

Ancestral memories

Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.

Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but personally, I think we can give him more.