Kyle D. Long

I want to play this game. Someone needs to make this game happen.

Twitter also taught us never ever to let go of a grudge, which is why the post following the one you've quoted is yet another complaint that disabled people said you should ask before giving people food if you don't know their circumstances.

Everything tastes worse because it has been genetically engineered to survive extended transportation, which means thick rind and minimal sugars. Even canned food used to taste better. Even canned pumpkin. I try not to dwell on taste memories from my childhood in the '70s, it's so damned depressing.

"It was about three feet long."

Lesser Great White.

"It had a head like a hammer."

Hammer-headed Great White.

"My kid won it at a carnival ring toss, it's small and yellow and they gave it to him in a plastic bag.

The incredibly rare Gustafson's Miniature Golden Great White Shark! 😍

Now if only you hadn't posted this, you could've charged five bucks an ID and made a fortune telling everyone they've seen great whites!

That has always struck me as an obvious grifter account. This is, unfortunately, unsurprising. Also they never use alt text for any of the images they find and repost.

The striking thing, to me, is that no mention is made of removing the "AI."

He was a slave-owner who ripped the teeth out of people's heads to replace his own rotted ones. He destroyed eight centuries of peace and then ordered the genocide of the very people who saved him at Valley Forge because not all of them had supported him. He was a truly great monster.

Oh... Yeah, it's not great. I thought maybe you thought it was a mistake and impossible or that I completely misread the post and was more confused than usual. 😁

This looks like a job for... Captain Going Away Again Until It All Melts! 😬

I remember loving that show when I was a kid. Sounds like it holds up reasonably well for the '70s. 😁

Also, what was wrong with the blood pressure? It's high, but I know from personal experience that 180/90 is possible. Assuming I haven't stroked out and this is all my final hallucination. 😶

The Republicans are infinitely worse, but pretending the Democrats are paragons will only serve to give us more of the same.

Biden had genocide in Gaza and declared the pandemic over.

Obama blew up at least one wedding.

Clinton is a rapist and in the Epstein files.

Johnson swung his dick at dignitaries.

Kennedy screwed anything with legs.

Eisenhower had Operation [slur redacted].

Carter. You're describing Carter.

Could I at least go on a separate, later rocket and/or catapult? I'm not really arguing, it's just that I'd rather not have to share space with... *them*. Also there are a couple of video games I'd like to finish.

Lots of people have disabilities that make simple things like peeling ginger painful or impossible, and almost everything marketed as a convenience is a disability aid in disguise so abled people will buy enough to make it profitable.

Andor premiered in 2022, so as far as how they were supposed to know I'm going to suggest having been awake and aware at any point in the preceding 40+ years, especially 2016-2021. Also that they weren't allowed to say "fascist," that was a wee bit of a clue.

"AI" does not "become angry"! It is not intelligent, it has no emotions, it has no discernment, it can't even count. Believing these chat bots are sentient is the dangerous delusion promoted by the "AI" grift corporations and their weird simulacrum cults. Why would you treat it as if it's true?

a close up of a statue of yoda smoking a pipe in a dark room . Alt: Yoda, his eyes closed, gesturing with his hand.

You haven't known the pain yet of hearing your songs as Muzak in a grocery store, but you will. You will.

a man in a hooded cloak is screaming with the words * cackle * written below him Alt: The Emperor from Star Wars (Ian McDiarmid plus lots of latex facial prosthetics and CGI) cackling demonically.

You younglings doing the Cleopatra thing with a song popular when I was a kid and one I've honestly never heard before: 😱

Me, aged and dessicated, thinking of what comes next for you:

Fruit tastes weird.* It's always like sugared cardboard, somehow. Or sugared mold sometimes. I'll take a carrot, thanks.

* I recognize from other people's views on fruit that this is my weird body being weird again, but it is nonetheless true.

Thank you for addressing these important and timely legal questions. 😁

Silence of the Lambs. Saw it, good acting, Anthony Hopkins was terrifying, no desire to see it again ever. Far too much transphobia (though I hadn't heard the term at the time).

Grave of the Fireflies. This could be a ten-page list and the rest would just be Grave of the Fireflies over and over. 😭

I think a real and serious problem facing society is that very few of us are able to consider multiple truths with equal attention.

This is a subtweet of a whole lot of people.

I'm sad now and am going to go do something else for a while.

When a phantom comes along
— You must sing it!
Before the chandelier comes down
— You must sing it!
When something's going wrong
— You must sing it!

Now sing it
In the night
The music of
Help me make
Go forward
Secret door
Down to my lake
It's not too late
To sing it
Sing it good!

I really wish we could go back to the amateur rule. Highly paid professionals seething because they didn't get what they think they deserve is just pathetic. And the whole thing is the reverse of all those heartwarming "local lads beat the pros in exhibition match" sports movies.

I'm finally getting to watch the bronze medal match in women's curling, and the crowd reaction bothers me. Maybe I'm weird, but if my team had been caught cheating I'd be ashamed, not cheering for them. But then I'm the kind of simple soul who thinks cheating should be punished. 🤷‍♂️

Wait, there's an "AI" convention and they are *opposed* to stealing?

Have you heard about the new Italian parachute? It opens on impact. 😁

(I'm Italian-American, I can make that joke with a relatively low probability of being gifted a set of concrete galoshes.)

Thanks, I never would have guessed that.

You're absolutely determined to get rid of the last of the goodwill from prior good reporting, aren't you?