Literally "Oh, that's Gwendolyn, she's a flibbertigibbet so we always have her sorting bobbins and running stuff out to the guys in the barn"

There were whole words for girls with ADHD before we decided that women don't have interior lives, they just aren't trying hard enough to woman properly. 😒

I've promoted him.

Buzz G. Rambo 🤩

HE'S TALKING ABOUT JAMIE DIMON, GUYS.

JAMIE DIMON, CEO JPMORGAN CHASE, $2.8 BILLION NET WORTH

Probably unrelated, here's Dimon explaining why JPMC didn't chip in to the $200 million ballroom bribe despite having contributed to both Trump inauguration bribes:

🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

thehill.com/business/559...

If you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise. The woods are gone. There’s a road called ‘The Woods’ there instead, containing a load of fucking ghastly overpriced executive houses with identical shiny light grey interiors and pointless giant clocks in their living rooms.

Would you really want to waste your time on people like that?

You'd be there like "Do you ever just feel so special and lucky to be carbon based life on an aqueous planet with a molten ferrous core? 🥹🥲🤗"

and they'd go "No. You're high. See if the game is on."

At least, that's my experience. 😒

Mia and Frank did so good 🤗

You'd think that was their plan, but somehow they only seem to want genital inspections for girls.

University students too, but the laws they keep putting forward are to legally require an adult non relative to take a close look at the vagina of an elementary, middle or high school girl.

🔥🧐🔥🧐🔥🧐🔥

Quite literally, he's making every other country MORE competitive as soon as they do regulate AI.

US browser with built in demons or German browser with intense privacy protections?

US pipeline monitoring company that might start hallucinating data at any time, or Brazilian company that won't?

*opens eyes*

*puts on glasses*

*reads ONE thing*

Welp, that's it for my sanity today. Any violent crimes from here on out get a "heat of passion" defense.

I'm supposed to live under these conditions and NOT act crazy?

WHY SHOULD I BE THE ONLY ONE LAWS APPLY TO?

I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

🔥👿🔥

Nobody told me it wasn't cool to carry around rocks and show them to people, so I have been doing that.

Probably gonna keep doing that.

People don't know about a lot of cool rocks.

The ones in my bag specifically, but apparently there are others.

Hi, I'm a scholar.

Here are my stones.

💎💎💎💎💎

I mean... There's also the thing where Uber has repeatedly gotten slapped with lawsuits about treatment of their riders, drivers, laws in general, etc., BUT...

I've never heard of Uber convincing someone that they're God, getting them to kill themselves or someone else, plus SO MUCH ELSE...

🧐🥺😳😧

Absolutely gobsmacked that they're essentially saying

"Replace your trained human workers with this computer who thinks infinitely, forever, for free!

Stop Wasting The Free Thinking Machine's Precious Time, Guys.

TIME IS MONEY GUYS."

I'm hating him enough for a solid dozen people, and I still feel like we're underperforming on the aggregate. 😒

Cory Doctorow: "Tesla sells cars with software that limits the amount of battery you can use & it charges a subscription to unlock the rest. And yet, the driver owns the whole battery—they’re being charged to use their own physical property.

I guess I was wrong.

Turns out there IS a downside to adding a ventilation hole to a known fascist.

Some poor schmo might be too funny on the Internet and get fired by one of the still-as-yet unventilated fascists we seem to have just wandering around freely these days.

Blackout the system. ⚫️
We ain’t buying it. 🚫
This year—spend time, not money. 🥰

Joke's on them, I already don't report Thursday money.

But it's handy that now I can ask ChatGPT for *your* tax information and it will give me its best guess based on your actual personal finances.

Can't imagine that being a problem for anyone.

Olivia Nuzzi has been doing this "I'm a naughty little sex kitten, but in an intellectual, philosophical way that's more a voyage of discovery than a career built on mattresses" thing since she was...

*checks notes*

...a 5yo child star...

(It's bleak. Just bleak as fuck.)

It's gonna suck forever because they don't want to make the Leos happy. We would be too powerful.

Truly, even if you were just the maid, you were the maid in a building that has high tech surveillance equipment, massage tables and sex toys in every room, you're emptying the trash cans of condom wrappers and latex gloves...

Burn down the whole system that makes complicity the better option.

How your email finds me:

Use gendered terms when you're saying gendered things.

We've "not all men"d our way into never attributing male behavior to its male perpetrators.

Unless by "professors" you didn't mean men, and by "former students" you didn't mean "young women those men used authority to gain access to". 😒

Every grown woman in that entire elite cluster is just a walking embodiment of "I'm a good girl! Why won't Daddy love me?"

They lead miserable lives seeking approval that literally does not exist, but they'll burn their whole lives down if an ugly, angry man tells them to.

That woman has at least 12 dogs. She's definitely not gonna tell the world how many dogs she has. Let them find out in the dark if they need to know. 😎🫶

Operation Rod Of Fury - US Special Forces penetrate the narcotraffickers' known shipping channels

Operation Slippery Grasp - US forces tighten down on those narcotraffickers whose toned bronze bodies are always escaping our grasp

Operation Hot Shower - They cum on our faces. Obviously.

I'm extremely the target market, they definitely advertised it to me, and I will not be watching anything with her in it.

They totally wasted whatever part of their ad budget it took to play commercials about this 40 times to me tho.

Casting was a hard miss.

I am a gay boxer. Girl Fight is in my top 10 of all time. Saw Million Dollar Baby in theaters twice.

When I first saw the ad for this, my gut response was "oh gawd please do not let this bitch become the face of women in boxing. 🧐😒😡"

FLRT. Because the only vowel a stud needs is U.

😂😂😂😂😂

No word yet on what kind of Black Friday specials the 37mm grenade launcher store is running, but they do currently have a football special on.

Proudly owned in Florida, because of course. 😂

I don't wanna live there but I will do my more exotic shopping there. 🤗

✅ Grenade launcher
☑️ Meerkat