@hardlycore.bsky.social
My bosses didn't like me, so they shot me into space
So far, no, it’s not
17.06.2025 17:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.
05.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 17592 🔁 3245 💬 85 📌 45elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
05.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 9411 🔁 1327 💬 64 📌 21Happy Birthday to moms
11.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking about a career change
07.05.2025 21:51 — 👍 1166 🔁 149 💬 9 📌 8Hey, are you hiring?
05.05.2025 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s everybody else been up to?
02.05.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Been replaying The Last Of Us 2. Good game.
02.05.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hello Bsky I miss you
30.04.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t even make that much money a month
23.04.2025 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three... good movie
07.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 291 🔁 4 💬 14 📌 3
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
Coming to terms with the fact that I will never have a good nights sleep again until I die
30.03.2025 17:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love to finally get on a bus 43 fucking minutes after I get off work
19.03.2025 01:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How come everyone does everything wrong but me
18.03.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Earthquake
18.03.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My quick fix for social media is duration caps. Allowing content to be longer increases the likelihood that it will be annoying or evil. Twitter with character limits? Good. Vine with 6 second videos? Good. Remove these guardrails and you get only Digital Filth
16.03.2025 01:57 — 👍 1680 🔁 110 💬 41 📌 15Waking up early to be angry longer
13.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extremely fucking angry, and I have no one to blame but everyone except myself
13.03.2025 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey did you hear about the vocalist for that vegan screamo band?
He was a nondairy screamer
Thank you
I think I would be really good at refining macro data, actually
06.03.2025 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats to all the movies. I love you.
03.03.2025 04:46 — 👍 124 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0Let Brendan Fraser do another Mummy movie, I don’t care that he’s fat now, that’s cool
02.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
02.03.2025 02:27 — 👍 25524 🔁 2956 💬 211 📌 145I hope to one day log off
01.03.2025 04:52 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Damn, RIP Harriet the Spy
26.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I saw you in my sleep darling
22.02.2025 08:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0first date idea: you take me on a holy pilgrimage to California's Gold Exhibit And Huell Howser Archives at Chapman University in Orange, CA
20.02.2025 06:32 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1Listening to Bloodhound Gang Bad Touch at work, and shocked to find out it didn’t age very well
20.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything happens for a reason. A dumb stupid bad wrong reason that sucks.
12.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
