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A goblin that specializes in goat theft.

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ITS A VERY GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP GI

17.06.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GI YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU

17.06.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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in these dire times i present to you HE'S GOING OVER THAT CLIFF in full hd

19.04.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9866    ๐Ÿ” 3374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

WHAT SLUR DID HE USE

19.04.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yeah

12.04.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS IS THE WORST PLACE HE COULD BE

10.04.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get her!

07.04.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you don't even have the courage to oppose a genocide

07.04.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 530    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.04.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Switch 2 this, Switch 2 that, better Switch 2 living in another country if you want to play the Switch 2

04.04.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œBut the tariffs will encourage American manufacturingโ€

03.04.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 820    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

iโ€™m not the one who invoked โ€œreally big assโ€

02.04.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฐ

02.04.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they make Rosalinaโ€™s ass bigger too?

02.04.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

did contrapoints invite you?

31.03.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

weakest dogshit social reforms ever mustered and caused a decades long backslide into authoritarian fascism. a good reminder that liberalism is an actual curse on the land and the left should be militant.

23.03.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a big fan of the director, and I liked this film, but itโ€™s still his worst. Blue Ruin and Green Room are top tier. Murder Party close second (truly incredible for a debut). Hold the Dark beats this because of the rivers of cop blood it bathes in. This felt like Saulniere for babies.

23.03.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the directors worst film. not a single cop died.

23.03.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is a metric ton of child slaughter happening rn and instagram is doing a better job than bluesky of keeping the public informed. do better bluesky.

19.03.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he still would have massacred hundreds of thousands of babies in the middle east

19.03.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fuck all the way off

18.03.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I said I was worried about Tyranny I meant the government doing mild health insurance reform. I have no problem with them illegally snatching and disappearing people

15.03.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3860    ๐Ÿ” 614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

leland palmer has never been more filled up with bob

13.03.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i have both. knobs are nice cuz cats, dogs, and babies canโ€™t open em easily

09.03.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
TITRACK
AIPAC
AL
GREEN
U.S. REPRESENTATIVE (D)
TX-09
$0.00
RECEIVED FROM AIPAC
via fec.gov
2/24/25
@TRACKAIPAC

TITRACK AIPAC AL GREEN U.S. REPRESENTATIVE (D) TX-09 $0.00 RECEIVED FROM AIPAC via fec.gov 2/24/25 @TRACKAIPAC

very nice

06.03.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 207    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My Peni? Rudimentary.

27.02.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I endorse amy and all of their beliefs

26.02.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spoiler alert. dems are dog shit and they arenโ€™t going to change. if they win it wonโ€™t be because they did anything to deserve the win. it will be an electoral fluke.

25.02.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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