jesse andrews

WATCH THIS PLEASE youtu.be/hJnAHzo4-KI

16.07.2025 16:39 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

recommend staying til the end of the ELIO credits to see a teaser for HOPPERS which gives a pretty good feel for how weird and unsettling it is

20.06.2025 18:39 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

picture of elio holding a delicious mug of glorp

you may be asking, "jesse, what did you contribute to ELIO." i wrote the joke about the space bathroom and i came up with glorp

20.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

took a few breaks from working on hoppers to go to space and help out on ELIO which is in theaters today so go see it! it's fun, it's heartwarming, it looks amazing, it's basically four-quadrant animated CONTACT

20.06.2025 18:37 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

why would god put hair next to the butthole. utterly insane design choice. happy fathers day

15.06.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

pretty disappointed that liberals aren't doing their own january 6th. was hoping to see a big unruly mob force mike johnson to listen to a drag queen read the lorax

06.01.2025 17:47 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

could a book just be a 55K word document listing book ideas you've had that ultimately weren't good enough to be a book

27.12.2024 22:41 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

i don't really suffer from writer's block but i have serious poster's block. this one took about an hour and a half

07.12.2024 04:12 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i came here to chew bubblegum and post jokes that weren't good enough to make it into my actual work. and i'm all out of jokes that weren't good enough to make it into my actual work

02.12.2024 05:44 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0